Emperor Palpatine’s Moisturizer @SUPERvexxed
🛢 South Parkdale, Toronto Joined October 2014-
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Sorry chad I can’t eat McDonald’s every day
midcentury futurists: technology will one day eliminate human suffering and enable us to live life to its fullest, most joyous potential technology:
In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)
Biden has approved $285M worth of Raytheon weapons deals before he approved student loan debt cancellation, rent forgiveness, or $2,000 stimulus checks.
If you don't understand what this sentence means, you're part of the problem.
lmfao
"Vegan leather" is even worse for the environment than Leather. It is literally unrecyclable plastic. Leather is a byproduct of the beef industry. If we are going to keep eating beef, which we will, we should make use of the hides. It is extremely wasteful to do otherwise.
The only way to stop Tom Brady from getting another ring
I’m at the point in my life where I’m no longer going to explain what my squatty potty is
Instagram is where you go to fake having an exciting life. Twitter is where you go to fake having compassion.
BREAKING: The NFL has just announced that all future Super Bowls will be played in Dallas, to ensure no team will EVER get home field advantage again.
Every time I see this clip I gotta post it😂
Do people not get it yet?
I’m used wearing a face shield and mask while I’m being shit on, not while I’m shitting
For those who may be curious, the Bucs have the most diverse coaching staff in the NFL w/ both their OC & DC being black. KC’s OC, Bienemy, is also a black man. Bowles & Bienemy were BOTH totally overlooked for head coaching jobs for under qualified white guys.
Uber Eats just spent $5.5 million plus whatever it cost to get Cardi B, Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey to tell us to "support local restaurants" while putting local restaurants out of business by charging them 30% delivery fees.
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The disappearing of Chris Hedges (the Infowars producer-just kidding-he was a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist!) shows censorship isn’t about protecting people from misinformation. It’s about protecting governments from journalism.
BREAKING: @YouTube wipes out the entire video archive of Pulitzer-winning journalist Chris Hedges — including his interviews with me about my illegal @Chevron prosecution and detention. Censorship by Big Tech is the greatest threat to Free Speech today. scheerpost.com/2022/03/28/hed…
guys I’m starting to think Sufjan Stevens isn’t going to make the other 48 state albums
There's like one dude booing Taylor Hall whenever he touches the puck.
Why is the girl with the knife’s life more valuable than the person she is stabbing? Shitty situation. Have to make split second decision. No winners here.
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A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom’s. This might be my best find yet.
did anyone else have super cheap parents that refused to buy them an ipod growing up so they just bought a bunch of SoBe® lizard energy drinks and mailed the receipt in to get you a SoBe® promotional mp3 player..no?? ok
What is this art style? Why is it everywhere? And why do I hate it?
She’s the fucking best.
Society forces women to be insecure. If I was getting raped the whole time I’d be thinking, “I hope this guy doesn’t think I’m fat.”
Lmfaoooo niggas throwing salt on me for what? He knew who I was when he met me tf 😂😂😂
Liberals turned “My Body, My Choice” into “My Body, Society’s Choice” real quick.
@dodgers24_7 @TheAutumnWindGo @AdamSchefter Feel like he probably tweeted this after the game was over, not when there were 3 seconds left... And if you're not watching a game live, probably should stay off Twitter if you don't wanna see a tweet about the end of a game.
@bertkreischer The Bert Kreischer Special
I don’t think serious people believe peoples gender identity can’t change or evolve but the idea that you have NO CLUE at birth about someone’s gender identity when the VAST MAJORITY of people identify as their sex is odd no? Seems political and not at all about helping trans ppl
He also prob fucks women
Pete Buttigieg's dog and pony show. Use an armored Suburban to bring a bike within a short distance of the destination. Unload it and ride in with a security detail in tow, pretending to save energy. 🙄
These Jacksonville Niggas Different 🤣🔥
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