Sally Simms @SallySimms

Running late and a company | https://t.co/zNxrKI0cQD sallysimms.com New York, NY Joined November 2009

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

4 years ago

This has faded. Interesting

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Reasons I click to an item page online: 1. I love it; 2. I hate it; 3. I can't see it; 4. I am texting someone a screenshot as part of a niche joke; 5. oops- Reasons PMs think I clicked to an item page online: 1. I almost bought it but the CTA was in the wrong place

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

3 years ago

Social media transitional era 2022 = some of my closest friends’ social usage has ~zero overlap with the platforms I use. 2 years ago it was pretty close to 100% parity

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

3 years ago

In my 20s I tried to learn what cleaning tools and products are appropriate for each situation. In my 30s I just rub everything really hard with water and either a ragged old washcloth or ragged old toothbrush

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

3 years ago

What's the best resource to learn how to be good at diagramming concepts?

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

3 years ago

Just saw a flaming lips show. It was great. Imagine if you spent your whole career in a hamster ball

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

3 years ago

Witnessed a tru bro walk onto the subway platform w his bro friend, look at the train arrival timer and say to his friend “2 minutes - I manifested it!!” and then fist bump him. Manifesting as a concept has definitely transcended its original audience

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

3 years ago

Something about beach erosion is we see beaches and are like “this is land, I live here now” and then later the ocean is like “that is sea floor that was temporarily on vacation in a sunny place”

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

3 years ago

When you leave NYC then come back to visit your social life is better because you are the special occasion

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

3 years ago

Whew. A bit on the nose y’all

Holy City Sinner @HolyCitySinner

3 years ago

Whew. A bit on the nose y’all

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

3 years ago

Also true for life in general

vicki @vboykis

3 years ago

Also true for life in general

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

4 years ago

Something I have learned as a grown up and seems to have gotten more important is that being amazed is a skill not a passive state and it’s really valuable and you can use it (on top of just enjoying it)

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

4 years ago

Annoying reality of moving out of NYC to smaller city = you can't just see any movie of any release scale at any time any day of the week at some cinema within 1 hr train ride. Rude

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Sally Simms @SallySimms

4 years ago

Maybe in the future we'll look at giant same-day delivery logistics warehouses the way we look at dead malls and seas of parking spots coating the land