Sandy V @SamWhee
I walk a fine line between being beautifully macabre and uncharacteristically psychotic. Joined March 2012-
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I've been waiting for this to unfold but the pieces are only as good as the whole.
Don't try to be the one person who will stay jusy to say they never left me
I don't mind if you don't mind Coz I don't shine if you don't shine
I can't find my bowl, you know, my piece; my freemason's hotstick. The glass cigarette, my good man, I'm looking for my do-drugsulator
Stones to throw at my creator Masochist to which I cater You don't need to #bother
I waited here tonight for you to come But your love just disappeared Im waiting in the dark for miracles But #miracles don't happen here
I don't care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul #creep
It's been really nice not hearing Iggy Azalea lately. #Thanksgiving
I can't wait for Mundine to tell us all how he's a better athlete than #JonathonThurston #NRLGrandFinal
We're just 2 lost souls swimming in a fishbowl year after year. I wish you were here.
[Billy Ray Cyrus] What do u have planned for tonight Miley? [Miley Cyrus] Imma show my titty [Billy Ray Cyrus] I hate you so much
Maybe it would be ok to say then, I wasn't a good guy to begin with #cudi
"pitbulls aren't smart" "pitbulls aren't good with kids" "pitbulls aren't meant for families"
I don't hate people based on their race, I hate them because they're dickheads
[5th date] DATE: you still seem sorta distant—is it just that you're afraid of commitment? ME: no i'm afraid of lots of other things too
Teach a man to fist and he'll do weird stuff forever.

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