Johnny 'Big Onion' Maloney @Scatterbrains
Do Not Exceed Recommended Daily Dosage Amounts. (he/him) Hey, that sky is blue! What a Scatterbrains I am. Vancouver, BC Joined May 2011-
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So I'm only on Bluesky now. I don't like this platform anymore. You can find me there.
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Anybody who is really concerned about Kathleen Kennedy managing Star Wars ought to check out what she did before, like Back to the Future. Poltergeist. The Goonies Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Hook Schindler's List Jurassic Park Arachnophobia (!!!!!!!)
Aggression? Placed Threats? Uttered Violence? Perpetrated This Great Badness? Committed Carnage? Unleashed Bedlam? Wrought (From "Proper Verb Usage in Useless Situations" pub. 1982)
This joke about stairs is funny on two levels.
*opens fortune cookie* *is attacked by bear hiding in cookie*
Geologists at Karaoke: "I WANNA ROCK."
Those who TRON, will know.
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