Humor Dies In Dankness @SecurityHumor
Ceci n'est pas un rigoler http://www.securityramblings.com/2015/12/2015-infosec-tweet-awards.html Joined December 2009-
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It is said that there is only one other "industry" other than computing systems that calls its customers "users". A similar argument could be had about "holes", "crashes", "fixes", and "patches".
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Q: The #CISO accepts the risks of eschewing firewalls between the Internet and the internal network, instead deciding to purchase a sports car. This is an example of what? A: Overcompensating controls. #CISSPquiz #Infosec
Q: What's the best drink to imbibe during the #EclipseSolar2024 #Eclipse2024 ? A: TotaliTea.
Me: I believe the author's message was lost in translation. Interviewer: But the author wrote in the same language as you were reading. There was no translation. Me: Exactly. #FantasyInterview
Leon: Do you make up these tweets, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you? Holden: They're just tweets, Leon. In answer to your query, I've written them down for me. Shall we continue? #BladeRunner #misquotes
Although few remember "Thousand Points of Light" (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_…), #telecom engineers fear the term, as it is slang for a fiber cut.
Future history: April 1, 2054: The Global UN Security Council adds Microsoft Word to the Mature Software List, prohibiting by law the addition of new features such as the Clippy 2050/Vista Reunion Tour incident.
Future history: April 1, 2027: IETF RFC 9876 defines “military-grade” in #cybersecurity to mean that the technology costs 1000x as much as an equivalent secure implementation and reserves the right to blow up at its discretion, typically when performing an important function.
Newly discovered #ransomware encrypts all files by adding cyber- to every word.
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It never gets old telling neophytes that https:// stands for "head to this place securely, bang pew pew"! #backronym
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You all need to stop doing this. I saw Kurt Russell trending and my heart dropped. Oh, my Black Jesus!
Is it okay to post a message containing little or no substance whatsoever, simply to maintain a presence?
What are some of your favourite retcons in #StarTrek? In “Turnabout Intruder” it was stated that by the 23rd century, “Your world of starship captains doesn't admit women.” Glad that was retconned into the ground.
"Siri, define the word 'subtle' using an image"
Happiest of Birthdays to the brilliant and fabulous @TheKateMulgrew , Queen of the Universe. 👑#StarTrekVoyager #StarTrek
@AlyssaM_InfoSec I'm scared I'll visit America one day, and forget that they tip over there, and then this scene will play out.
@SecurityHumor "Injection" is a common problem in both, and you can get in trouble for "sniffing".
the three body problem except the aliens plug into the internet and learn about us that way and show up 400 years later expecting the earth to be flat and that there would be way more cats in positions of power
The picture on the left is me at about 15 years old, on a pretend Enterprise, filming a pretend Star Trek show in my friend's basement. The picture on the right is me years later, on the actual Enterprise, playing a main character on an actual Star Trek show. Life's a trip.
You're on a sales call. There is a slide deck on the zoom. There is a CEO in the room with you. An empty cybersecurity budget is lying on the floor. There is an exit behind you. >_
@MrAndyNgo @Tesla Every single one of them should be arrested.
I tried to bake a cake in the instant pot for the first time, and this hideous creation emerged. I don't know what happened! I even used the button that said 'cake'
@ShelfNerds "Excuse me doctor, I'm receiving a number of distress signals." "I don't doubt it."
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@ShelfNerds "he did a little too much LDS"
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