Humor Dies In Dankness @SecurityHumor

Ceci n'est pas un rigoler http://www.securityramblings.com/2015/12/2015-infosec-tweet-awards.html Joined December 2009

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Humor Dies In Dankness @SecurityHumor

5 months ago

As a person of French descent and guardian of two cats, it is understandable that I nickname them "chat 1" and "chat 2". As a cryptology enthusiast, SHA-1 is not as strong as his sister SHA-2, but they can both make a messy hash of a meal.

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5 months ago

Phishing-as-a-Threat-anti-adversorial-Service (PhaaTaaS)

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8 months ago

A #cybersecurity editor's job is that much more fun when the typos lead to unintended levity: - Amourous FTP (Anonymous FTP) - Indica of Compromise (are you high?) - The costumer is always right - Rouge AP (access point) - Principal of Leet Privilege

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8 months ago

TFW you need to explain that guacamole and whack-a-mole are not related.

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8 months ago

#Nessus, what are you smoking? Is success not good enough, @TenableSecurity? (tenable.com/plugins/nessus…)

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12 months ago

I learned #infosec in a tough neighborhood. Our CIA triad was: - Clean the attacker's clock - Indemnify the CISO - Attribution through annihilation

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12 months ago

I learned #infosec in a tough and poor neighborhood. The head of our school was the Principal of Least Privilege.

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a year ago

Cripes, I either just coined the term #DeepFlake or the #AI(s) are conspiring to hide their machinations.

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a year ago

#TIL how to leverage #AI to RSVP and attend a meeting I don't intend on personally attending. IOW, I might have created the first #DeepFlake.

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a year ago

Me: Two AIs walk into a bar... AI: The degree of injury is dependent on the bar's substance (metal, wood, plastic), its height, its proximity in and to other structures (fences, cliffs, structures), and other factors.

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a year ago

SBD, short for: - Secure By Design - Silent But Deadly Coincidence? Discuss.

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a year ago

In a parallel world, I see myself as an innkeeper stewarding an establishment with an un/fortunate name: - First choice: Last Resort. The marketing writes itself. - If in Japan: Rapid (or) Sudden Onsen. A cross between an urgent care and a bathhouse. #Metaverse

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a year ago

Every time I hear of a position advertised for "Internal Engineering", I am reminded of the external engineers in this Silicon Valley episode. scholasticadministrator.typepad.com/thisweekineduc…

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a year ago

#Coining a #CrowdStrike-related term: #BrewScreen The feeling of requiring copious beers in response to a widespread #BSOD incident. "I feel a BrewScreen coming on."

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a year ago

#Coining a term: #DotRom (1) Entity that disseminates static content. Portmanteau of dot-com and read-only memory (ROM). Example: Shell org home page. (2) Any Internet-based group whose purpose is promiting intimacy (portmanteau of dot-com and romance). Example: Dating sites.

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a year ago

Overheard someone phoneticizing #OKR (Objectives and Key Results) as "awk-er". Asked how that was different from OCR (optical character reader) and they replied "oh, that's 'oss-er'". #wat

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a year ago

Remember when #Facebook went down and we all lost our minds because we couldn't access #Farmville? #GoodTimes #Crowdstrike

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a year ago

Astral breach: it was bound to happen eventually. Thing is, why didn't they see this coming? #conspiracytheory

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a year ago

An example of the Principle of Beast Privilege.

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a year ago

There's a special very thin circle of Hell for #2FA-based web pages that don't put the focus on the input field. #YouHadOneJob Extra Hell Credit if the page submits input via the Return key, reflexively bypassing the "Don't ask again" option.