CuntyQuest @SeeFromMyView
I'm a food spiller. Britishland Joined June 2009-
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I'm so proud of my husband.
I'm so proud of my husband.
My potatoes may be small, but unearthing them felt like searching for the ultimate prize in the lucky dip at the fair! I shall continue to plant just for the joy of the potato lucky dip thrill!
There is a rabbit party in the garden
#Southampton another huge antifascist demo facing down a tiny sad bunch of fascists ✊🏽
I've just seen someone describe Jacob Rees-Mogg as a haunted Victorian pencil case and I can't stop thinking about the accuracy.
This still makes me laugh out loud to this day 😅🤣 Jimmy Bullard leapfrogging a goalmouth scramble 😭😭
What a utter disgusting thing to say about normal folk of this country battling cancer everyday. My brother fought cancer and STILL had to open his shop everyday and work all the hours until he died 6mnths later. Kate has several months off and turns up in a pretty dress.
What a utter disgusting thing to say about normal folk of this country battling cancer everyday. My brother fought cancer and STILL had to open his shop everyday and work all the hours until he died 6mnths later. Kate has several months off and turns up in a pretty dress.
I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. shorturl.at/nENOY
I've just had my hearing aids finely tuned, I can hear the world acutely for the first time. I'm happy, amazed, and full of wonder. Then my small child throws the biggest, loudest tantrum ... *Turns hearing aids off.
It's only lunchtime but I've already found out against my will that chickens/roosters get put in a time out purse/sling when they're misbehaving. Quite pleased I've stumbled upon that.
Another 7 day heart monitor being put on this morning. I now have the urge to go swimming all afternoon, just because I can't.
I thought I better come back and see what you bitches have been doing. I have barely made it through the preschool age of child-rearing, I'm practically 97 and I've just realised my son will be living with me until he's also 97 in this government. Good evening.
What oddly specific rules does your landlord have you follow? Not gonna lie this sounds like a fun place to live.
Fucking Hell. #MyTwitterAnniversary
The trouble is with being neurodivergent is that you don't make friends easily. And you don't like phone calls. But then suddenly you want to speak to someone! My husband sleeps in another room so I can't wake him to talk. It's a vicious cycle of strange but I'm alone.
I really shouldn't have binged #FireflyLane this week but I've just finished it and cried my eyes out! Absolutely brilliant. I love @KatieHeigl and @sarahchalke because they've beautifully shown friendship and feminism and I'd kill for a bestie like this. 10/10 Beaches vibes.
If you've lost a dog recently then I know your pain. It's hitting me hard. Pls share your dogs in Dylan's memory. I was there and saved him when he was born as he wasn't breathing. Been with me since. I saw his last breath 14 years later but I'm so broken. Photo from 3 years ago.

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