Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

Wow! Aurora Serverless is GA! How did everybody do databases before? Oh I know, DynamoDB. Here come the disastrous tutorials on how to do serverless badly...

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

Or not

Kong Inc. @thekonginc

7 years ago

Or not

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

The problem with "serverless on kubernetes" is kubernetes #GoogleNext18

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

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Cindy Sridharan @copyconstruct

7 years ago

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

I remember having to do this kind of thing. 2014 I think it was. #serverlessAllTheThings

Alex Ellis @alexellisuk

7 years ago

I remember having to do this kind of thing. 2014 I think it was. #serverlessAllTheThings

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

GCP has a ranking? Oh and 6 and 5 should swap

so called parody. @cloud_opinion

7 years ago

GCP has a ranking? Oh and 6 and 5 should swap

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

Google App Engine is not Serverless

Dashbird - serverless observability @thedashbird

7 years ago

Google App Engine is not Serverless

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

If you move the line up even more you get serverless

Chen Goldberg @GoldbergChen

7 years ago

If you move the line up even more you get serverless

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

Just don't mention the word "serverless"

Jeff Barr ☁️ @jeffbarr

7 years ago

Just don't mention the word "serverless"

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

Err I think you'll find OpenWhisk has been around 2.5 years which is a *lot* longer than OpenFaaS. Maybe you copied them? Or maybe it was obvious?

Alex Ellis @alexellisuk

7 years ago

Err I think you'll find OpenWhisk has been around 2.5 years which is a *lot* longer than OpenFaaS. Maybe you copied them? Or maybe it was obvious?

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

Totally a marketing ploy. There's no value in #serverless at all. No decrease in TCO, increase in feature velocity, decrease in management of security issues or increase in scalability/availability. It's simply a marketing ruse. There's a word for people like you: Uninformed

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

OH: "I've got a great idea for a startup! It's a Serverless security startup. It's easy. We just need to spread FUD and everyone will pay for our tools and consultancy" Ok... So I didn't overhear it. But that seems to be what they are all doing. #notAGoodStrategy

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Serverless Snark @ServerlessSnark

7 years ago

You'd think Serverless security companies would tell everyone about their tools rather than this... ***STOP SPREADING FUD*** SERVERLESS IS WAAAAY MORE SECURE THAN SERVERS AND CONTAINERS LET'S TELL *THAT* STORY EH? (goes for all other "serverless security" startups)