Neil Sharp @SharpNeil

I am not always rude and sarcastic, sometimes I'm asleep. I really don't care If you are offended by anything I post. Joined May 2011

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Neil Sharp @SharpNeil

4 years ago

Visit the Boscastle Witchcraft museum and come out reciting lines from #Blackadder. "Two things my Lord must ye know of the Wise Woman..."

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Irfan @simplyirfan

8 years ago

I am India I am Charlie I am Paris I am Orlando I am Brussels I am Nice I am Munich I am Berlin I am Westminster I am #Barcelona I am tired

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Neil Sharp @SharpNeil

10 years ago

@liamsharp123 dont peak too early in the school holidays

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Mary @goldenmary38

306 Followers 3K Following

Paul Hazeldine @Paul55774084

2K Followers 7K Following First Team Media Guy at @BewdleyTownFC

Liam Sharp @LiamSharpST

19 Followers 52 Following

DrAwkwArD @weirdjokes3

17K Followers 3K Following Funny memes, puns and dad jokes. Hilarious Jokes 👌 https://t.co/7n27pczu2t Python Knowledge base 👉 https://t.co/6zdltt8Az1

ValerieSharp @Valerie24042317

3 Followers 8 Following

Puns AndOneliners @punsandoneliner

28K Followers 26K Following Tweeting jokes, puns and one liners from https://t.co/0OwEY987xs on the hour, every hour. Expect to groan more than laugh....

Eric @rollwit200276

761 Followers 5K Following Stable Genius

A unique, boutique style hotel with a classy hint of opulence. The highest 4 star rating in Bournemouth, offering crisp, comfortable and modern stay by the sea.

Cumberland Hotel @cumberlandhotel

3K Followers 1K Following A unique, boutique style hotel with a classy hint of opulence. The highest 4 star rating in Bournemouth, offering crisp, comfortable and modern stay by the sea.

Shallowknights @shallowknights

144 Followers 2K Following The ultimate online men only gents club. Sports banter and shallow humour

Ryan Sharp @RyanSharp03

133 Followers 300 Following

Steve Adkins @steveaadkins

111 Followers 154 Following Twittering but haven't got a clue why...

Push on follow and you will receive everyday The Pippa Twitter AND Facebook Newspaper containing all the photo's/news about Pippa published on internet. Great!

PIPPAtweets @PIPPAtweet

230 Followers 366 Following Push on follow and you will receive everyday The Pippa Twitter AND Facebook Newspaper containing all the photo's/news about Pippa published on internet. Great!

Police service for Leicester, Leicestershire & Rutland. Report crime online https://t.co/4e4IX3msOB call 101 or DM us. Always call 999 in an emergency.

Leicestershire Police @leicspolice

145K Followers 888 Following Police service for Leicester, Leicestershire & Rutland. Report crime online https://t.co/4e4IX3msOB call 101 or DM us. Always call 999 in an emergency.

Exient @Exient

31K Followers 125 Following We make (and publish!) great mobile games for fun! Proud developers of #Lemmings and #UltimateSackboy on iOS / Android!

Joke of all trades, master of PUN. Laughter enthusiast. Serving up cringe-worthy jokes and more, tested for maximum groans around the family dinner table.

LaughBreak: Dad Jokes... @MediocreJoker85

43K Followers 5K Following Joke of all trades, master of PUN. Laughter enthusiast. Serving up cringe-worthy jokes and more, tested for maximum groans around the family dinner table.

Hatty Burpday @HBurpday

621 Followers 4 Following Who's a year older today?

Following back subscribers!🤝 Fan account not representative of Clarkson’s Farm! Working tirelessly to back British farming and make you smile!🇬🇧😊

ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1

271K Followers 170 Following Following back subscribers!🤝 Fan account not representative of Clarkson’s Farm! Working tirelessly to back British farming and make you smile!🇬🇧😊

Ultravox Unofficial @UltravoxU

1K Followers 252 Following For Ultravox fans of the Midge Ure era and band members solo work. Please join us on Facebook Instagram & Threads and subscribe to the YouTube channel.

Billy Joel @billyjoel

339K Followers 19 Following "Turn the Lights Back On" is out NOW!

Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

26K Followers 67 Following ON TOUR in 2025 https://t.co/sHQsIBwewY https://t.co/PBRDnpynsW

Maker of @SturdyPodcast and How to (Almost) Make Friends on the Internet. Persecuted for wearing jean shorts to my grandad's funeral
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Sir Michael @Michael1979

222K Followers 1K Following Maker of @SturdyPodcast and How to (Almost) Make Friends on the Internet. Persecuted for wearing jean shorts to my grandad's funeral https://t.co/C0gsnmxKIS

You'll be glad to know, I won't be posting any jokes in future about Protein Powder, Yoghurt or my Tax return.
Not in any Whey, Shape or form.

Alf - currently writi... @whoelsebutalf

15K Followers 13K Following You'll be glad to know, I won't be posting any jokes in future about Protein Powder, Yoghurt or my Tax return. Not in any Whey, Shape or form.

Local authority serving those who live, visit and work in the Harborough District. View our social media policy here: https://t.co/NyLoA0FApu

HarboroughDC @HarboroughDC

5K Followers 519 Following Local authority serving those who live, visit and work in the Harborough District. View our social media policy here: https://t.co/NyLoA0FApu

Long Lost Family @longlostfamily

18K Followers 148 Following The Official Twitter for @ITV and @WeAreSTV's Long Lost Family

Liam Sharp @LiamSharpST

19 Followers 52 Following

The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour
terriblemaps@gmail.com

Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps

1.7M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]

We are wild about jokes & memes for you to enjoy.
Please repost and like the ones that you do enjoy......
and kindly ignore the ones that you don't .
Thankyou

Jokerswild @JokersWildUK

86K Followers 21 Following We are wild about jokes & memes for you to enjoy. Please repost and like the ones that you do enjoy...... and kindly ignore the ones that you don't . Thankyou

Police Squad! In Color - A tribute to the tragically short-lived TV drama.
Not officially sanctioned in any way whatsoever.

Police Squad! @policeincolor

19K Followers 1 Following Police Squad! In Color - A tribute to the tragically short-lived TV drama. Not officially sanctioned in any way whatsoever.

No.1 Twitter #Blackadder community. Paying due homage to Edmund, Baldrick, Percy, George, Melchett, Bob etc. Show highlights + related satire.

The King of Blackadde... @pitchblacksteed

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Capelli Sport Midland... @MidlandLeague

15K Followers 155 Following Official Twitter account of the home of grassroots football in the Midlands

Brumpic @Brumpic

148K Followers 611 Following Old stuff, culture and that type of thing.

Stourport Swifts FC @StourportSwifts

5K Followers 587 Following Official Stourport Swifts Football Club - Midland Football Premier League

Confess your sins anon - will the internet absolve you?
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CuriousBritishTelly @CuriousUkTelly

49K Followers 1K Following Taking a look at the curious side of British television. Extra bits: https://t.co/ex4easQVWe books: https://t.co/ImkcB4i4Oy

forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends

151K Followers 0 Following no affiliation with sylvanian families.

A newspaper serving Harborough and the surrounding district for more than 150 years.
Got a story? Email: newsdesk@harboroughmail.co.uk

Harborough Mail @HarbMail

7K Followers 602 Following A newspaper serving Harborough and the surrounding district for more than 150 years. Got a story? Email: [email protected]

The Grand Tour @thegrandtour

865K Followers 16 Following One final adventure. The Grand Tour: One For The Road out now 🏁

In which Winnie the Pooh (a bear of very little brain) and his good friend Piglet have adventures in the year 2022 and beyond (by @PaulRigbyWrites via AA Milne)

Pooh Happens @Pooh_2022

12K Followers 487 Following In which Winnie the Pooh (a bear of very little brain) and his good friend Piglet have adventures in the year 2022 and beyond (by @PaulRigbyWrites via AA Milne)

DrAwkwArD @weirdjokes3

17K Followers 3K Following Funny memes, puns and dad jokes. Hilarious Jokes 👌 https://t.co/7n27pczu2t Python Knowledge base 👉 https://t.co/6zdltt8Az1

Olaf Falafel @OFalafel

72K Followers 913 Following Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. my joke book, A Poo On A Pogo Stick is out now! https://t.co/DTeKNE1Q9d

The Car Factoids 🚗 @thecarfactoids

12K Followers 2K Following Tweeting on the history of the British motor industry plus car advertising among other things. He/Him.

Live From The HFM News Centre in Market Harborough - First For News Across South Leicestershire & North Northamptonshire

HFM News @hfmnews

8K Followers 2K Following Live From The HFM News Centre in Market Harborough - First For News Across South Leicestershire & North Northamptonshire

60s, 70s & 80s Kids @60s70s80sKids

51K Followers 18K Following Fun facts and memories for kids born in the 60s, 70s and 80s...Entertainment, Lifestyle and Culture

The official Aldi UK Twitter page. This week our Social Media Team are available Monday to Saturday 8am-8pm and Sunday 10am-4pm.

Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK

678K Followers 3K Following The official Aldi UK Twitter page. This week our Social Media Team are available Monday to Saturday 8am-8pm and Sunday 10am-4pm.

Where Legends Live On. ⚡️ The home of Ken Bruce, Simon Mayo and the biggest songs of the 70s, 80s and 90s. Listen on your radio, mobile and smart speaker.

Greatest Hits Radio @greatesthitsuk

47K Followers 562 Following Where Legends Live On. ⚡️ The home of Ken Bruce, Simon Mayo and the biggest songs of the 70s, 80s and 90s. Listen on your radio, mobile and smart speaker.

ValerieSharp @Valerie24042317

3 Followers 8 Following

Seventies Time Machin... @seventiesuk

95K Followers 5K Following All things from 1970's Great Britain, Space hoppers to Raleigh Choppers and beyond! Plus the odd bit of 70's Music.

Alzheimer's Society @alzheimerssoc

196K Followers 1K Following Individuals can’t end the devastation of dementia alone. It will take a society to beat dementia.

Quite Interesting @qikipedia

1.2M Followers 928 Following A Quite Interesting Twitter feed from the team behind the BBC TV show QI. https://t.co/1JWvBwO1PN

Welcome to a bolder, braver TalkTalk – not just a fresh coat of paint, a new chapter to help make your experience even better. Here to Help; Mon-Sat 8-8pm

TalkTalk @TalkTalk

61K Followers 9K Following Welcome to a bolder, braver TalkTalk – not just a fresh coat of paint, a new chapter to help make your experience even better. Here to Help; Mon-Sat 8-8pm

This Is Us @NBCThisisUs

414K Followers 533 Following Big Three? 🗣️ BIG THREE. All episodes of #ThisIsUs are streaming now on @Hulu.

Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport

52K Followers 5K Following 00 Days 00 Hours 00 Mins & 52 Seconds since last near miss. Parody.

Clearly labelled parody account | EMAIL: fakeshowbiznews@hotmail.co.uk | REWARD US: https://t.co/DeOXY6YVmY

Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews

155K Followers 0 Following Clearly labelled parody account | EMAIL: [email protected] | REWARD US: https://t.co/DeOXY6YVmY

Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson

4.6M Followers 454 Following Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

This account is run by Hat Trick, who make HIGNFY. The BBC have asked us to point out it's nothing to do with them; the twitter feed that is, not the TV show.

Have I Got News For Y... @haveigotnews

1.0M Followers 176 Following This account is run by Hat Trick, who make HIGNFY. The BBC have asked us to point out it's nothing to do with them; the twitter feed that is, not the TV show.

We provide lifelong support to the Armed Forces community.
We also lead the nation in Remembrance and run the #PoppyAppeal.
Tweets monitored Mon-Fri, 9am–5pm.

Royal British Legion @PoppyLegion

238K Followers 1K Following We provide lifelong support to the Armed Forces community. We also lead the nation in Remembrance and run the #PoppyAppeal. Tweets monitored Mon-Fri, 9am–5pm.

Help for Heroes @HelpforHeroes

457K Followers 8K Following We help the Armed Forces community to live well after service. 💙 Please note, tweets are monitored Mon-Fri, 9am–5pm.

NSPCC @NSPCC

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Age UK @age_uk

131K Followers 7K Following We believe every older person should be valued and included. Let's change how we age 💜

Conservative MP for South Leicestershire.
Chair @HoCStandards & @HoCPrivileges
Promoted by Alberto Costa MP, 3 Green Rd, Broughton Astley, LE9 6RA

Alberto Costa MP - So... @AlbertoCostaMP

11K Followers 473 Following Conservative MP for South Leicestershire. Chair @HoCStandards & @HoCPrivileges Promoted by Alberto Costa MP, 3 Green Rd, Broughton Astley, LE9 6RA

Puns AndOneliners @punsandoneliner

28K Followers 26K Following Tweeting jokes, puns and one liners from https://t.co/0OwEY987xs on the hour, every hour. Expect to groan more than laugh....

University of Worcester American Football 🏈 2A South West Champions 18’-19’ 🏆 Send us a message if you would like to become a Royal 📲

Worcester Royals Amer... @WorcesterRoyals

2K Followers 403 Following University of Worcester American Football 🏈 2A South West Champions 18’-19’ 🏆 Send us a message if you would like to become a Royal 📲

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