Montana di Lemonada @ShittyLemonade
you like to party? the pits Joined April 2011-
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If at first you don't succeed, act like you did succeed, then you will have succeeded. In acting. Like you had succeeded.
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Getting our spook on tonight at the Halloween Soiree at Intiman. We've got a keg of pumpkin beer to that needs to... fb.me/1haoR9maf
Why was I ever required to read Rumblefish?
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Tonight's the night! Tonight's the night! Catch 1 of 3 of our extra performances of MilkMilk Lemonade EXTENSION!
Naming my daughter 'She' will punish her for someday calling me a bitch.
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Shit I TOTALLY forgot I had a Twitter account.
I really don't think it's hyperbole to say that my iPhone makes life worth living
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Acting is a science. If you use acting to portray a scientist, you pretend to use science to achieve real science. I have blown your mind.
When strangers ask if I want a ride I just tell them, no thanks I don't feel like being raped today
File #SheenRoast under #DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment
Sometimes I wish God would just take all of the Republicans away. But then I remember that I don't believe in God. #DemsDilemma
@ryandobosh is the hottest funny guy I know #FF #AlsoATotalDick
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O-O-O-O Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa Ning-Ning-Ning-Ning! brownpapertickets.com/event/195838 fb.me/S9v2fZgn
Three of the funniest guys I know @josebold @marxiano @DavidSwidler #FF
I'm directing a theater show called MilkMilkLemonade with a talking chicken comedian who says she's not the @paulapoundstone of poultry #yes
Always remember, never forget #FlossingTips
Come to think of it, Jem really was truly outrageous.
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