SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher

Just a plain ol' baptist preacher No one of consequence. Illinois Joined March 2012

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Midwestern Seminary @MBTS

3 days ago

📚 GIVEAWAY! To celebrate week 1 of Pastor Appreciation Month, we're giving away @9Marks' Building Healthy Churches Volume Set to one of YOU! FOLLOW us, LIKE this post, and RT to be entered to win!

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Malcolm Yarnell @MusingsOnChrist

2 weeks ago

On Last Week and Jesus Most of my friends are politically and socially on the right. So I intentionally listen to friends on the left too so as to honor them. Their diverse reactions to last week’s horrible events surprised me. I knew little about the people hurt, so I listened.

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Failing Pastor @FailingPastor

5 months ago

The people who walk out of every single church service to use the bathroom, Either they have a urinary problem, or I'm praying they get one.

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SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher

8 months ago

You go broke, that's what happens.

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SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher

9 months ago

Don't they have toasters in France? Regular toast in a toaster is so much easier and quicker than French Toast.

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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

9 months ago

Two adults behaving like adults, a rare sight

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SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher

9 months ago

It's almost as if taking the Lord's name in vain doesn't mean what so many people think it means.

Malcolm Yarnell @MusingsOnChrist

9 months ago

It's almost as if taking the Lord's name in vain doesn't mean what so many people think it means.

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SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher

10 months ago

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NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers

10 months ago

35 years ago tonight, a food chemist from Illinois named Clark Wilhelm Griswold put down a $7,500 deposit for installation of an in-ground swimming pool while assuming his upcoming Christmas bonus would cover the rest.

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SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher

10 months ago

Insurance is the only business I can think of that either works to prevent it customers from using what they purchase, or penalizes them for using what they purchased.

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Fr Fedora @EOrthodoxy

10 months ago

Cellophane tape—no matter how careful you are, it will reattach itself to the roll and disappear. When you finally find the edge, the tape will split … minutes become hours … finally you give up in frustration and purchase a new roll …

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SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher

10 months ago

Claims adjuster sounds like a villain on Word Girl.

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SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher

10 months ago

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SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher

10 months ago

Any old hippie can get this one. It is so obvious. The car owner's name is Nathan. He is descended from the prophet who nagged David the King in the Old Testament.

TJ. @Tjeerd001

10 months ago

Any old hippie can get this one. It is so obvious. The car owner's name is Nathan. He is descended from the prophet who nagged David the King in the Old Testament.

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SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher

11 months ago

I have decided to buy individual items at CVS for the next few months. Should be able to heat the house with DIY paper logs.

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SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher

11 months ago

Just found a guy in my back yard holding a brick, scraping on it with a twig. Told me he was looking at a painting. Then he took the time to show me how to do it. He said it was like watching a movie as different things emerged in the picture. All I saw was a brick.