Brandon S. @SimplisticSimon
Refusing to pretend 🐦 is a serious place. ~Ben Sasse. Gov't Relations pro in TX. 🐦's are my own, except re🐦, those are somebody else's. UF 🐊 & BYU 🐱! Central Texas Joined August 2009-
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Some of you haven’t read Locke, the Declaration, the Constitution or the Federalist Papers and it shows.
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I mean for Cruz this is like being dealt four aces and a wild card. What I find baffling is Kaine is a Harvard Law grad and a former of governor of Virginia (which is drenched in founder lore, ceremony, rhetoric etc) and he thinks the idea that our rights come from God is some…
I mean for Cruz this is like being dealt four aces and a wild card. What I find baffling is Kaine is a Harvard Law grad and a former of governor of Virginia (which is drenched in founder lore, ceremony, rhetoric etc) and he thinks the idea that our rights come from God is some…
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gimme that gator head forever thank you, Coach Corso 🧡💙
I'd pay good money for this! 💰
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RT for a chance to win one of 30 exclusive Lee Corso collectibles in honor of Coach’s final College GameDay 🧡
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Jimmy Stewart was a gentleman, a master performer, and a man in full. Even Johnny was choked up by the end. youtube.com/watch?v=mwGnCI…
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Shoulda gone with Biscuit Barrel.
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Taylor Swift Engagement Overturned As Referee Determines Travis Kelce's Knee Didn't Touch The Ground buff.ly/DB4FFbM
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What I click: “Not interested in this post” What the algorithm apparently hears:
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For no reason at all Jon Hamm and Adam Scott recreated the SIMON & SIMON intro and it's glorious
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Tim Tebow voted GREATEST CFB PLAYER since 2000 🚨🐐 Full Top 25 here: bleacherreport.com/articles/25238…
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Waking up this morning about to invest my entire emotional wellbeing into 18-22 year olds playing football again
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College Football is back.
Thanks to traffic, it's an hour drive away... No longer an "Austin suburb". @CityofLeander is it's own growing city - Space Hub for Central Texas! 🚀🛰️
Thanks to traffic, it's an hour drive away... No longer an "Austin suburb". @CityofLeander is it's own growing city - Space Hub for Central Texas! 🚀🛰️
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We did it!!! College football is back 🏈 Time to kick back and enjoy the 5 games on today- which one are you most looking forward to???
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ESPN will honor Lee Corso with a one-hour special, “Not So Fast, My Friend: A Lee Corso Special”, tonight at 9 p.m. ET on ESPN. It re-airs on Saturday at 1 a.m. and 8 a.m. on ESPN2. The special will be available to stream on-demand on ESPN+ after its initial airing.
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