Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

Philly comedy person. youtube.com/@SearsComedy Joined March 2009

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Gritty ~ The Lost Decades @GrittyStories

2 months ago

Worst thing about GLP-1 drugs are the vivid nightmares of Hamburglar and Bob’s Big Boy. (Best thing about them is sh00ting up right in the Rite Aid parking lot.) John’s Roast Pork is still the 🐐!

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Gritty ~ The Lost Decades @GrittyStories

5 years ago

Yo, ready? Bar Rescue, but for civilization.

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Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

4 months ago

When today’s 14 year olds collectively discover Tenacious D era #JackBlack they will collectively lose their ever loving minds. 📈📈

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Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

8 months ago

A serene calm washes over my brain as #WWE introduces State Farm, Cricket Mobile, and Snickers to streaming giant Netflix, just as the creator intended. [THX sound]

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Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

8 months ago

My #fantasyfootball league is getting too intense, last place required to document sincere effort auditioning for Blue Man Group.

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Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

2 years ago

Taylor Swift’s eyes don’t go from opaque-white to “normal” until she wakes up and drinks tears of unbaptised babies. This update is brought to you by Budweiser.

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Gramps has been spending too much time in hospitals. We checked into a hotel this morning and he couldn’t think of the word “luggage-cart” or “dolly” so he said, “Where’s the… suitcase-gurney?” (Is dementia usually associated with winning a Nobel Prize?”)

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Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

2 years ago

Serious question, does anybody know how to follow large tobacco companies on social media? It’s fine if it’s just the parent company, but this has been surprisingly difficult to google. #BigTobacco #Truth #TomWaits

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Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

3 years ago

Okay but I bet he sleeps like a baby!

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Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

3 years ago

*Will Smith walking in on Jada with one of her side-dudes* IMA LET U FINISH!

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Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

4 years ago

Coworker goes, “Zelenskyy got that “Cuomo Phase 1” vibe. 🤯

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Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

4 years ago

Confession: My nemesis from the group chat just described that Danish movie about midlife winos as “Hamlet with four Yoricks” and I don’t hate it. 🇩🇰🍸

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Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

5 years ago

The vibe at Rowan vaccine mega site is jury duty narrated by Dan Carlin. (Four Stars, would totally get Shot One again!!)

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Dave Shay @SlackerDIYtoday

5 years ago

The least apropos song to blast while getting vaccinated is Eminem “Lose Yourself” thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_

5 years ago

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :) Day 95: I sure do miss my friends .... Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned