Sleeve @Sleevebatch

Holding on to the greatest Tweet never written. England, United Kingdom Joined January 2012

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

3 years ago

We have video evidence. Surely they can prosecute retrospectively.

Nick Murphy @nickmurftweets

3 years ago

We have video evidence. Surely they can prosecute retrospectively.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

3 years ago

Twist-off beer bottle caps. Feel like a real man without all that pesky effort.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

I remember a time when beans on Weetabix looked like a culinary low point.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

Correct.

Heather @hkorb.bsky.social @korb_heather

5 years ago

Correct.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

The sodding remote control for the kids has broken. The mute and pause buttons are both nackered and it's stuck on fast forward

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

The best thing on this site.

Stevie Martin @5tevieM

5 years ago

The best thing on this site.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

Greatest set of comments ever? Not for me to say.

Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence

5 years ago

Greatest set of comments ever? Not for me to say.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

The struggle is real.

Simon Holland @simoncholland

5 years ago

The struggle is real.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

Might just be my new favourite tweet.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

Never a truer word said. And yes I'm working from home 'looking after' two kids.

Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian

5 years ago

Never a truer word said. And yes I'm working from home 'looking after' two kids.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

Jet people looking for friends. I'd be happy to facilitate an introduction for a small admin fee.

caffeine addict @caffeine_addict

5 years ago

Jet people looking for friends. I'd be happy to facilitate an introduction for a small admin fee.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

If 20/20 were a meal it would be this poor soul's fish supper.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

Washing the dishes to the album Red by @taylorswift13. It is a masterpiece and I'll hear no dissenting opinions. Luckily I have no followers so that won't be a huge issue.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

That's all I've understood so far.

Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy

5 years ago

That's all I've understood so far.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

Say it without singing.

The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

5 years ago

Say it without singing.

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Dave Rave from Kwik Save(not a dave😁) @houseofchaos18

5 years ago

@rickygervais @petercrouch The remix

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

That's the spirit

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5 years ago

So excited was I upon watching watching this that a little bit of wee came out.

Tom Cruise @TomCruise

6 years ago

So excited was I upon watching watching this that a little bit of wee came out.

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Sleeve @Sleevebatch

5 years ago

Delivery due between 20.48 and 22.48. Strangely specific yet vague all at once. .

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5 years ago

This got me tearing up. Feel the love.

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