Damonde Tschritter @Slimtschridy
Comedian, writer, filmmaker, actor, podcaster, Ayhuasca advocate, friend of TOOL, human. #bitcoin Vancouver, Canada Joined October 2011-
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If you fucked with Gretzky, you had to deal with Candy. Nobody fucked with Gretzky.
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1/ Dad catches a HR ball. Pure joy. He hands it to his little boy. Moment locked in forever. 👨👦
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..not sure if I have the right words at the moment. #RIP
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YIKES 🇨🇦 the Durham Regional Police Association just SLAMMED @SeanFraserMP and basically the entire Liberal government for 10 years of WILD WEST in Canada and no concrete actions or solution to put an end to CRIME 👀
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The Tiger Stadium concession stand was pretty much just like your high school lunch line except they had Stroh’s.
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Today in 1984, William Shatner symbolically gives every other actor in the world the finger by taking the first perfect headshot.
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No, he wasn’t. Jesus was Jewish. Islam didn’t even exist.
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“During your times of trial and suffering, when you only see one set of footprints, it was then that I was recording Footloose.”
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Actual chance of dying in quicksand: .0000000000000000000001% Chance of dying in quicksand in every 70s kid’s mind: 50/50
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The @ComicStrippers on Tour! Making Canada laugh for over a decade. For All Dates & Tix: thecomicstrippers.com #paordy #improv #comedy #comedyshow #Canada
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Rape is NOT resistance, you sick terrorist fucks.
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If Hamas raped and butchered 1,200 French citizens; then starved and kept French hostages underground for nearly 700 days… How enthusiastic would Macron be for a Palestinian state now?
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This is how thousands of Palestinians cheered and celebrated on 9/11, which resulted in the loss of 2,977 innocent lives. Just as they celebrated on October 7th. Don't you ever forget.
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Thursday night stretch.
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Side effects may include empty bank accounts yet still becoming rich, a compulsive urge to learn, a newfound appreciation for philosophy, an utter disdain for politics, a love for physical fitness, and a longer term outlook on life.
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A 70 Goal Man and Uncle Buck.
You can’t tell me things weren’t cooler in the 90’s
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In Memory of Terence Stamp 22 July 1938 - 17 August 2025
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Bono is being attacked online. Why? Because he criticised Hamas. He called Hamas ‘evil’, accused it of ‘butchering’ Jews and said it started the war in Gaza. He is dead right. But the anti-Israel mob doesn’t give a damn about truth, says Brendan O’Neill buff.ly/ELgvTwr
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