Ivan Decker @ivandecker
Netflix Comedians of the World. Juno award-winning comedy album available now in your grocer's freezer. Here I am on CONAN: https://t.co/25JRLBqeEc linktr.ee/ivandecker Los Angeles, CA Joined October 2008-
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I’m headlining a comedy show in Toronto for the first time in 2 years after winning the Juno for Best Comedy Album, tickets here: tinyurl.com/4vz2xs7n please help me get the word out!
ICYMI: @DinoArchie is taking over @biltmorecabaret along with @sunnydcomedy @ivandecker & Hassan Phills on August 26th! Don't miss out on a hilarious night and enter to WIN your way in. t.dostuffmedia.com/t/c/s/73241
For those of you with SiriusXM Satellite radios, my album will be playing twice in full on the Raw Dog comedy channel Friday. 9am EST/ 6am PST and 10 pm EST/ 7pm PST
Sinéad O'Connor performing "Mother" along with The Band at the Berlin wall in 1990: youtu.be/VsKeoUF0iLQ
Big announcement time! Friday July 28th (THIS WEEK) my new half-hour comedy special comes out!The special will be available for viewing on my YouTube page @BannerComedy and KevinBanner.com I’m very excited to share this special with the world,I hope you’ll check it out
I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X. I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next. If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!
TONIGHT! @shanetorres, @thecaitlincook & Brittany Carney host GOOD GOD! Featuring: ∙ @ChrisPJTurner ∙ @Feldfrog ∙ @ivandecker ∙ @dinahashem_ 7:30 Doors ∙ 8PM Show 🎟: tinyurl.com/3z7pm9uh
Nice try, boat
Nobody ever watches my videos here but how about this one with a Tony Yayo soundtrack where he calls the Coquihalla the Cokanagan Highway
This Sunday 6/18, @shanetorres, @thecaitlincook & Brittany Carney host GOOD GOD! Each show, audiences anonymously share their secrets, which your hosts then read out during the show! Featuring: @ChrisPJTurner @Feldfrog @ivandecker @dinahashem_ 🎟: tinyurl.com/3z7pm9uh
Tickets for Comedy at Woody Point go on sale Saturday, June 3 at 11 am (NDT) via Ticketpro! Stellar lineup this year features comics @StandUpAli, Elvira Kurt, @ivandecker and @BreeParsons8 with host @patterballs and music by The Louis McD 3. See you at the show!
Moths have been around for 200 million years and they fly like they figured it out 200 seconds ago
Comedian destroys hypothetical heckler with incompetence
Did we ever tell you about the world's worst thesaurus? Not only was it awful, but it was also awful.
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Remember when dudes would have a midlife crisis and could afford to buy a car? Now they just have to get into jiu-jitsu.
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97 Followers 159 Following vancouverite. easily amused. lover of music, photography, internet geekery and her cats. oh, and the ladies... i (heart) the ladies.Twenty seven years ago this week, I started at “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” and gradually began creating the World’s Messiest Desk.
Today marks the 13th anniversary of the couple pictured here, 13 years ago.. It’s not important which of them still looks the same and which has much less hair and much more face now. But I really really love the one who still looks the same. Happy anniversary @nancy_theberge!
oh hell yeah 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼 if you’re struggling, don’t do it alone. Love you and love my stupid beautiful life ❤️
Til that throwing a barrel at Devastator will launch them into space... #HELLDIVERS2 📹Nobar1367
Rebel Moon is the cinematic equivalent of "this meeting could have been an email"
Honored to be a part of the classic comedy team Sklarbarry. Come see us @MoontowerComedy 2 more nights!!! @toddbarry #bannerhumor
I have written the Premier urging the government to prohibit name changes by individuals who commit the most heinous crimes. People like Allan Schoenborn should never be able to cover-up their horrific actions & hide from the public.
You should have to sign a release form before you buy clothes that will need to be ironed. An agreement saying you understand
@DislexycMonkey Agua Fria has never felt more liberated.
On this day, in 1980, Port Coquitlam’s hometown hero Terry Fox dipped his right leg in the Atlantic Ocean in St. John's and began the Marathon of Hope.
When our show, "Those Who Can't," was on truTV, we had to make commercials every year during March Madness where we were like, "truTV is a network! With shows!" Year three, we were like, "Shouldn't people know by now?" Anyway, now you can't stream our show anywhere. Fun!
My 4 yr old princess and Unicorn obsessed daughter went to the toy store the other day. The toy she couldn't put down? A belt fed machine gun. As I finally pried it from her hands on the way out, she screamed "I WANNA PEW PEW!"
False Creek Flats is made of literal garbage
my friend ordered a pirate pack with a fat tug beer on bc ferries and i feel she’s unlocked a new level of bc excellence
Mount up, folks. I’ve got one more @JFLVancouver in me. Get yer tickets
About a week out from the li’l ol’ show that I run with @rywilliamscomic returning for another go to @JFLVancouver for the @siriusxmcanada Best of the West. Check this lineup and get some tickets to the Feb 20 show in Vancouver. jflvancouver.com/show/full-pint/
media release: i am redeclaring myself the best and most special boy around the year 2000, i also declared this, but there is little additional information this tweet would formalize that designation