OG Saint Augustine @StOGistine
Christ called me to be in da hood but not of da hood, homies. (Parody: not actually St. Augustine tho) Block on Hood Street Joined May 2014-
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"how do you stay positive?" Ppl ask me Easy fam u ever heard of the donut man?
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yawn sup just awoke from an ecumenical nap whats good Twitter fam
U ever walk up to a church and say "hey sup u look Lutheran like sum1 just flipped a booking longboat over and said 'let's do church in here'" I have def popped sum architectural trunk on Mah swedish reformed homies in mah time
#tbt to dat time I rolled up on Luther when he tried to ax Hebrewsv from the Bible. Glad I could talk the homie down.
I'm offended by strawberry bread Y won't it txt me back
I read a book It was the Bible Das not a joke Lol but if u laughing it kinda is
omg i can't do dat feat of puzzlin. Plz don't eat me fam. Show mercy.
omg i can't do dat feat of puzzlin. Plz don't eat me fam. Show mercy.
Just wanna say hey. To Gog. Ur goin down bruh. Stay outta mah hood.
The story of mAh immortality is another long story it involves a science experiment and I'm still kinda bitter bout it
BTW I'm og but I'm also kind of immortal k I knew St Labor he was a good kid glad he has a day when ppl grill stuff
And the YP says "no I swear it on St. Labor's grave man!" And I tell him the story of St Labor and how he knew not to lie to me
He sez "I know it was a Komodo bc salamanders have bigger scales" And I'm like
And I b like "how did you know it was a Komodo dragon fam how u know it wasn't just one of dem big Japanese salamanders mm?" (Testing him)
He sez "no no a Komodo dragon showed up and offered me dis cup bein like 'its just a latte wit sum molasses in it here have it for free fam"
An I tell the YP "you either don't know ur Bible or ur tryna git me to believe a talking reptile tricked you like a whip"
Did he repent? Naw he goes deeper b saying, "NO THE SERPENT DECEIVED ME THO"
I straight up Samuel'd dis guy: "What then is dis aroma of nutmeg in my nostrils? What is dis faux-buttery sweetness I smell?"
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