Alyssa Ritchie @Stringgbeanss

• Montour Alumni 🎓• V.III.MMXIX vsco.co/alyssaaritchiee Pittsburgh, PA Joined December 2013

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megan @themegan__

6 years ago

do you ever feel like you’re losing someone important in your life? like suddenly you’re just on the back burner? but then you’re like “maybe it’s in my head” but then they don’t talk to you much anymore so you freak out more??? bc same.

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juuul @march03rd

6 years ago

i genuinely dk how the fuck am i supposed to have kids...ur telling me if they suggest getting ice cream for dinner and picking up another dog on our way back i have to say no and act like thats not a great fuckin idea lmfao sorry im not fake

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Trin @Trinmcdonald_

7 years ago

If you and your bestfriend aren’t annoying together you’re shit best mates Idc

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Lane @CapOutKizzy

6 years ago

I swear, females can FEEL things way before they actually find out things. They can feel when they’re being lied to. They can feel when their “friends” are being shitty. They can feel when something isn’t right. And when they feel these things, they feel them so deeply

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pixy @pixystick2

6 years ago

seeing all these beach pics makes me to excited for the beach in 2 weeks with my sis

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Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak

6 years ago

Normal life: I’ve been wearing the same shirt for a week Packing for vacation: I’ll probably change 4x a day so 28 outfits should work

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pixy @pixystick2

7 years ago

Me : We should go to smooth king after and get a chocolate peanut butter banana smooth Alyssa : ooo bomb but don’t spill anything in my new car Me : no i’m gonna pour it every where and soak in it 🤦🏼‍♀️ Alyssa : haha okay smart ass 🤣 Who doesn’t love our friendship 🤣🤣

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karabara @k_dubzz21

7 years ago

i forgot how much having a crush on someone sucked

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Alyssa Ritchie @Stringgbeanss

7 years ago

*Picks up part of the brain to look at it* @pixystick2: flicks the brain out of my hand. *brain lands on floor* Everybody in the class bursts out laughing saying 5 second rule thinking my clumsy ass dropped it🤦🏼‍♀️😂

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Kennedi @kennwizz21

7 years ago

bruh can’t no one tell me different, drunk words are sober thoughts. period.

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pixy @pixystick2

7 years ago

get you a best friend that when your car is being completely stupid and she comes get your ass for school 🙃 @stringbeanerss

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Alyssa Ritchie @Stringgbeanss

7 years ago

Teacher: look at your desk buddy. One of the two of you will die from ventricle fibrillation. * looks over at Amanda both of us point at each other* @pixystick2: still pointing at me Teacher: I thought you had a question but you’re pointing at her what a good friend you are🤣

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Alyssa Ritchie @Stringgbeanss

7 years ago

Teacher: The pull and lever system is like what? Class: blurts out a couple different answers. Teacher: No, it's like pornography Me: What?😲 @pixystick2: Yep I just heard that right.

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Alyssa Ritchie @Stringgbeanss

7 years ago

Anatomy teacher: One student last year said no one would remember the abbreviation “to taste coffee helps” & that students would only retain the abbreviation if it was “tube tops contain hooters” Me: looks over at @pixystick2 to see her draw dropped and mouth covered😵🤣

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Alyssa Ritchie @Stringgbeanss

7 years ago

Teacher: This one is for all my Jurassic Park fans. @pixystick2: I’m out. I don’t know any Jurassic Park dragon names🤦🏼‍♀️🤣. Me: Amanda its dinosaurs not dragons

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pixy @pixystick2

7 years ago

when your going on vacation with your sis again this year but to a beach and we send each other pictures and saying “do we like?” because we know damn well we’re sharing clothes and bathing suits @stringbeanerss