Itsa Me @SubspaceCroc

I’m just a skeleton covered in jelly. Previously been mistaken(?) for a cardboard cutout. Here Joined October 2014

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Itsa Me @SubspaceCroc

3 years ago

Sometimes I blink real purposefully to take a mental picture with my brain camera and then I just forget I ever did that or what I was looking at that was so interesting. you can do it too if you like

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3 years ago

the sixth sense is humour so obviously he was just joking when he said he saw dead people

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3 years ago

You’re telling me if I want to do a silly little walk I have to go through a whole ministry’s approval first? That’s literally gaitkeeping but ok

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4 years ago

A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the ships. That’s what you get when you say “I agree to go on a deadly sea voyage to which I expect no return.” My mother always warned me about this

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4 years ago

think about it. “captcha” what are they capchuring? Your Essence. so the robots can become more human while we become the robots. think about it. please. if you still can. clear your mind of images that contain cars

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4 years ago

my biggest achievement this year was making a New York Times Bestseller joke every month. I’m gonna compile them all in a book called New York Rhymes and get it on the bestseller list just you wait

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4 years ago

Its that tim again! Teh New Yrok Time’s Beat Speler list is her! Soem of you thjnk we’re not qualifies to make thiss list. Shut up. Wecam spelll. We jus drnik a lot of hhrd liquir at work becaude we thnnk we’re beter than everone eltse.

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4 years ago

The key to twitter is just not interacting with anyone because that actually curses you for all eternity

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4 years ago

Don’t aim to be on the New York Times Bestseller list. Aim to be on mine! It’s just a list of books I think seem cool or you can just buy your way onto it if you like, so really what’s the difference?

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4 years ago

“What day is it!!” ʰᵍⁿᵘʰʰday!

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4 years ago

“ayyy there he is!! It’s Mikey the journalist!! New York Times Best Fella!!!”

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4 years ago

Dedicated to never learning the difference between affect and effect The æffect of grammar has never æffected me

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4 years ago

every morning I wake up and go “oooga booga BAH!!” into the mirror and I’m still possessed by a ghoul??

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4 years ago

pretty weird how the new york times bestsellers are always a bunch of books and never some good ol slices of za

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4 years ago

pretty fucked up that the heart pumps blood from veins through the arteries to receive oxygen from the lungs to create oxygen-rich blood which it then carries to the brain just so i can tweet that it’s fucked up

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4 years ago

We regret to inform you that once again there was unfortunately no winner of The New York Mime’s Best Yeller, however we will continue to look out for whoever breaks through whatever’s holding them back