Sunday Funday Contest @SundayContest
Show me the funny. Hosted by @kryzazy Joined March 2018-
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Brontosaurus in the streets, brontosaurus in the sheets - brontosauruses
„Mama, wie heißt dieser Flugsaurier?“ - „Das ist ein Anhanguera, aber wir können ihn Klaus nennen.“ „Klaus sieht aus wie ein Mann.“ - ? „Sieh doch!“
I have the learning ability of a Velociraptor
I was telling my son a story about my first car and he asked me if I got better milage with a velociraptor or stegosaurus. Trolled by my own son.
Whenever I'm feeling down, I imagine Cee-Lo trying to wipe his own ass with those tiny T-Rex arms. I smile and feel all better.
i wonder if dinosaurs had to worry about vampires like we do
Rights to name a newly discovered dinosaur will soon go up for auction. I can’t be the only one concerned about this poor thing that’s stayed hidden for millions of years getting named after a rapper.
I never questioned a dinosaur penis size. Despite those tiny hands.
tyrannosaurus rex, standing over his kill: where were you?! trainwrecksosaurus, hung over & giggling: wasssuuuuuuup?!
I just heard this kid call an old lady a dinosaur. Rude. He didn’t even say which kind she was. Like dude there are tons of diff dinosaurs, and they vary greatly in coolness.
The Flintstones decided dinosaurs would be great kitchen appliances, but settled on pushing covered wagons with their own feet
How's business these days, Turok? Not great. Why's that? Turns out dinosaurs have been extinct for like, millions of years.
[wedding] Priest: You may now kiss the bride Me: *nervous* We’ve never kissed before [10 minutes pass while awkwardly trying to kiss] Priest: Uh, you may now hug the bride? T-Rex: Seriously dude? We’re just doing this so I can get a green card
I bet the T-Rex took terrible selfies.
noah: if you’re ready and you know it clap your hands! dinosaurs: f*ck
I've always had a soft spot in my heart for female T-Rex because the tampon insertion must've been really difficult.

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