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Honestly don't know how I got here. Space Mountain Joined June 2017-
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I’ll eat 2 full bags of chips but throw out a salad mix on the expiry date to “protect” my health
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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly
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tattoo needle calling me by my full government name.
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I'd talk about sex on the tl more if I knew what it was.
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I like eccentric motherfuckers.
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*pushing a pile of ketchup packets into the middle of the poker table*
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hey i’m going to hell does anyone need anything
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[choosing deodorant] Hmm, how do I want to smell for my date, old and spicy or speedy and sticky?
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All these years later I’d still shoplift at Sephora for you , just like on our first date.
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thinking of inventing a new type of person to get mad at on here. maybe people who carry too many keys around.. i dont know yet
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wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
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I've never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
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Drinking out of a plastic straw like some sort of felon.
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