Adam @_NiceGoingAdam
Due to an issue with my Twitter account, I've moved to a different handle. See pinned tweet. nicegoingadam.com Los Angeles, CA Joined August 2013-
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Hitler to one of his female soldiers: "You're such a Feminazi" "Thank you, sir!"
We've had caller ID for 20 years yet people still ask me for my phone number while I am on the phone with them.
Remember, guys. If you like a girl but she doesn't like you back, you're creepy.
#LifeHack No cupholder? No problem! Cups are empty. Everything is empty. Nothing has inherent value. Life is dark and meaningless.
Shortest Bond movie: "Your mission, should you choose to accept it–" "No." "...wait, what?"
I can't believe 300 years ago there were no bathrooms. Back then, everyone just had to hold it.
Do redditors read Peanuts comics while crying out "Dogs can't fly their doghouses like fighter jets!!!!"?
Super villian with invincibility and immortality: "Do your worst weakling." *Steals villian's wallet and runs* "HEY!"
I don't know why a "web" is the metaphor for the Internet. A web is a trap.
"But sir, you said I would only have to be here for a half day. It's been 12 hours." "Half of 24 is 12 isn't it?"
Did you want a picture of a *man* playing a trumpet or a *black man* playing a trumpet?
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