Emotional Support Sloth @SupportSloth
Too slow for shenanigans - too fat to flush. I may be a little snarky, but my heart's in the right place. You never know when I'll pop on to cheer YOU up!! Joined February 2018-
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Vote.....or shut your leaf hole! #ElectionDay #MidtermsMatter #VoteTuesday
@SupportSloth @LinguistJosh I also did this and it works now. I did it on my phone and In case you don't have a computer, I selected "desktop site" in chrome on my android phone to access the non mobile version of the site.
Okay Facebook messenger is down on the app - here’s what worked for me - send a message on your pc/laptop - it brings up a message that you have to prove you’re not a robot - check that box. I was then able to use messenger again on my phone/app. Hope this helps
Okay @HotBenchTV - what’s the deal with the chokers, ladies? Another day - another choker. I thought maybe it was a “fashionable” mic, but I see them clipped to your robes. Please help this sloth solve the mystery before or keeps me up another night! #HotBench
I’m still recovering from last night’s #bachelorettefinale — do they make emotional support animals for emotional support animals? By the way, I’m here for ya #Blake - you too #Becca when you realize you’re not a great decision maker. #TheBachelerotte
Dear @twitter - Apparently tapping “see less often” in notifications means you’ll wait 2 minutes before sending me another. I mean, I like @SarahKSilverman as much as the next sloth, but I don’t need to get an alert every time she takes a dump. #MondayMorning
Fun fact about me: there hasn’t been one episode of Undercover Boss I haven’t needed my own emotional support sloth during!
Happy Friday everybody and remember this...... #love #support #Motivation #ibelieveinyou #emotionalsupportsloth
Thursday’s thought of the day. Soak it in. It’s all going to be okay. #selfcare #loveyourself #totd #youarenotalone #youareworthit #iloveyou #unbreakable #worthy #feelyourfeelings
Watching @GordonRamsay’s #24HoursFOX makes me happy to be a leaf & twig eater! #Gag #WhoOrderedTheToasterMouse?
Hump day thoughts: be kind to yourself and believe in your own worth. Not always easy when there’s 100 things out to make you feel unworthy or unloveable - but you - are - enough! Just as you are.
Is it just me or do #PeteDavidson & @ArianaGrande look more like plants on #ToCatchAPredator than two adults bumpin’ uglies? #Slothservations #LoveIsInTheAir #emotionalsupportsloth
Sometimes I read tweets and think “these kids need to get it together - I know middle school is rough, the immaturity and bullying is a bit much” —- then I realize it’s OUR PRESIDENT @realDonaldTrump & he’s using twitter as his Burn Book.
The legacy #MichelleMcNamara has left for her daughter of determination and finding justice for so many is incredible! I will everyday make make sure her daughter knows how spectacular her mother was, not just for her but for society. #GoldenStateKiller #IllBeGoneInTheDark
Happy Monday and here’s a big smelly, awkwardly long, sloth hug for whoever needs one! #Hugs #love #HangInThere #MondayMotivation #MotivationalQuotes #emotionalsupportsloth
Seems like a good time for this.... #YouCantChangeSomeone #DontWasteWithSomeoneWhoDoesNotWantTheSameThingsInLife #TeamNikki #NikkiBella
In related news, who’s #JohnCena’s first wife? She must’ve really done a number on him. Sending you a hug today too, @JohnCena (just sending #NikkiBella a bigger one)
Sorry #NikkiBella — sending you a big hug
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