beatsbyandre @SwagMouse2
Mom if you find this account I'm sorry Joined February 2018-
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You brake checked me? I'm trying to play chess on my phone and you brake check me?
Bold prediction: Kirk Cousins gets strip sacked in the #ProBowl flag football game
Quitting my job to become a youtuber that cuts up pieces of soap
Drake the type of dude to kiss his girl and go "mmmmwah"
When I weed whip, nobody bats an eye. But as soon as I weed nae nae everyone loses their minds.
I had a customer ask me how loud one of our doorbells was and I froze for about 10 seconds trying to figure out which one of us were stupid
I personally would never let a person with freckles on their arms tell me what to do
Thats him officer, that's the man who was drinking steeplechase water with a straw after the women's race
If you are fully vaccinated you can commit tax evasion without a mask
The moon in waxing gibby or whatever idk im not an astrologist
If you're a guy who uses ✨these✨ please stay far away from me
Imagine your card declines at the emergency room and they put the hot wheels car back into your butt
The fact that there are people out there who sell roofies might be even creepier than the people who buy them
Bank account: +$1400 Me at Chipotle: Sure, I'll have guacamole
Imagine I win the CBS Bracket challenge and they have to announce that Cigburt is the winner of a 2022 Nissan Rogue and 2022 Final Four tickets
I'm not getting the vaccine because shots hurt my arm :(
Jenna Ruiz @jennamruiz21
49 Followers 39 Following
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Bud Lightning @Bud_Litening
12 Followers 10 Following Twitter campaign to find a beer mile sponsor. I promise to: - Hype the shit outta yo product. - Drink ur beer exclusively @ all races, events, & 2-4-1's - Win
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Lily Paul @turdmeister2
303 Followers 247 Following I am the vine, you are the branches. Those who abide in me, and I in them, will bear much fruit. Apart from me you can do nothing. John 15:5
AnnoyingColleagues @AnnoyingCollea1
25 Followers 177 Following Tweets about some of the irritating people we've all worked with at one time or another. Tell us about your hideous encounters with the co-workers from hell!
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Stella May Lauer @StellaMLauer
3 Followers 1 Following Approximately 4 pounds of pure bad bitch energy.
Ben Wyatt Human Disas... @elissa8728_
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Kate @knoye96
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Mason McC. @masonmccaffery
204 Followers 400 Following Maverick || Track || XC || "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." ~Steve Prefontaine
Nate Fox @natefastfox10
21 Followers 89 Following If you get knocked down, fall on your back, because if you can look up you can get up!
Bud Lightning @Bud_Litening
12 Followers 10 Following Twitter campaign to find a beer mile sponsor. I promise to: - Hype the shit outta yo product. - Drink ur beer exclusively @ all races, events, & 2-4-1's - Win
billiam @BillRatchet
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joden @hobojordan09
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TheCrackHen @TheCrackHen
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Lily Paul @turdmeister2
303 Followers 247 Following I am the vine, you are the branches. Those who abide in me, and I in them, will bear much fruit. Apart from me you can do nothing. John 15:5
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Austin Yardley @yardstick233
237 Followers 216 Following
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10 Followers 18 Following
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