TheCrackHen @TheCrackHen
Behind You 😈 Joined April 2019-
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I'm built different. ...and by different I mean incorrectly
You've heard of elf on the shelf, get ready for hoes at Trader Joe's
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in the club naming 5 things i can see 4 things i can feel 3 things i can hear 2 things i can smell and 1 thing i can taste
What if we kissed under the sunsetter retractable awning?
For the sake of arguement, lets say, that you, hypothetically, ARE Dirty Dan....
When Im struggling with my body dismorphia, I just take a stroll through my local Walmart. All better.
Christmas? In this economy? We're celebrating Hanukkah this year.
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My students AFTER I provide CLEAR, PRECISE directions...😜😔
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On behalf of all runners, I hereby decree that any person who says, “PUT ON A SHIRT” to a runner must serve one hour of intense physical exercise, in no less than 90deg / 90% humidity, while wearing one thick, black, cheap, cotton Gildan tshirt per offense. REGARDS
This generation of women acting like savings accounts. Holding 2% of my interest
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My rent is half my paycheck and that is why i spend 98% of my free time at home. I gotta milk that place for what it’s worth.
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.@fkerley99 🇺🇸 heading to the 200m heats like #WorldAthleticsChamps
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Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke
Evil MLK be like, "I have a nightmare" then gives the exact same speech
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