Andy Thompson @SweatyJester
Stand up comedian and professional fool. Part time idiot. Brisbane, Australia Joined January 2009-
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At a pathology lab getting some blood taken and there's a guy in the toilet doing a urine sample. He has placed the sample cup in the urinal and is just firehosing it. Astounding behaviour.
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I was 10 years old and living in Australia when this song was released and even I knew this.
I was 10 years old and living in Australia when this song was released and even I knew this.
Just lost a point on the work lunchtime music trivia competition because I said Moving Pictures sang What About Me, not Shannon Noll. Current mood: seething.
Just had a nap. Need to watch something to perk myself up. This will do.
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In Australia, when you turn fifty, the government encourages you to send a sample of your feces via the national mail service, free of charge.
My dog's internal clock is amazing. It's currently TIME FOR THE AFTERNOON WALK RIGHT NOW
Imagine being a grown person and an elected politician and thinking chemtrails are actually a thing. Holy shit.
Imagine being a grown person and an elected politician and thinking chemtrails are actually a thing. Holy shit.
Hi @grok who is the most famous person to view my profile? Just give me a name.
I love this website, you get to see some wild, unhinged shit every day.
I love this website, you get to see some wild, unhinged shit every day.
I think this social media ban for teens will be a terrific bonding moment with my son because the first thing I'll show him is how to bypass it.
I almost violently shat myself while on stage after eating what tasted like slightly spicy dog food from Taco Bell two hours before the gig.
I almost violently shat myself while on stage after eating what tasted like slightly spicy dog food from Taco Bell two hours before the gig.
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