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family guy's been on air for 25 yrs. south park's been on even longer. archer, american dad, etc. it's not just animation either! LARRY DAVID's curb ran for 12 SEASONS. JLD won 6 EMMYS for making offensive jokes in veep. seems like a you problem!
family guy's been on air for 25 yrs. south park's been on even longer. archer, american dad, etc. it's not just animation either! LARRY DAVID's curb ran for 12 SEASONS. JLD won 6 EMMYS for making offensive jokes in veep. seems like a you problem!
Tens of thousands of civilians are dead and children are starving Nate, we don’t need some dollar store pop-psych explanation for why people are upset
Tens of thousands of civilians are dead and children are starving Nate, we don’t need some dollar store pop-psych explanation for why people are upset
One of many consistencies in so many university statements the last seven months is how rarely, if ever, they seem to realise that they may have Palestinian students and faculty, let alone from Gaza.
One of many consistencies in so many university statements the last seven months is how rarely, if ever, they seem to realise that they may have Palestinian students and faculty, let alone from Gaza.
Remember with 38 years Jerry Seinfeld picked up 17 year old high school student Shoshana Lonstein at a park? He was always that guy and obviously hasn't changed.
Spent the first night of Passover at the student seder in the Gaza solidarity encampment at Columbia. The Jewish flank of the Palestine solidarity movement is growing and it is so beautiful to behold. Judge for yourself how unsafe these Jewish students look.
why publish any quotes from a Palestinian Columbia student whose family has died in Gaza when you can simply say she spoke “at length and with nuance.”
why publish any quotes from a Palestinian Columbia student whose family has died in Gaza when you can simply say she spoke “at length and with nuance.” https://t.co/41sjA8ENLA
Your endorsement of further campus raids by heavily armed NYPD against these peaceful young protestors is not only a threat to student safety, but a threat to academic freedom, and U.S. democracy itself.
Your endorsement of further campus raids by heavily armed NYPD against these peaceful young protestors is not only a threat to student safety, but a threat to academic freedom, and U.S. democracy itself.
Columbia’s own website has a page about how the last time they called for a mass arrest of student protesters, they were in the wrong and fucked up their reputation for decades
Columbia’s own website has a page about how the last time they called for a mass arrest of student protesters, they were in the wrong and fucked up their reputation for decades https://t.co/GXab6Q7ktC
This is a real "bring the war home" moment. Or to be more exact, "bring the occupation home"
This is a real "bring the war home" moment. Or to be more exact, "bring the occupation home"
So is the plan by America’s university presidents “we’re gonna keep arresting our students until they all love Israel”?
So is the plan by America’s university presidents “we’re gonna keep arresting our students until they all love Israel”?
she was MOSTLY JOKING, you just can’t tell from any part of what she wrote and also it didn’t make anyone laugh
i wonder why the protestors might be very concerned about message discipline right now
i wonder why the protestors might be very concerned about message discipline right now
That was a lie too!
That was a lie too! https://t.co/AX6NR7xhFm
shockingly it turns out university leadership isn't dominated by woke neomarxists but by system bootlicker fascists
shockingly it turns out university leadership isn't dominated by woke neomarxists but by system bootlicker fascists
truly mind-breaking how quickly we've gone from arrests being a shocking breach of campus norms to just the default way sit-ins are being dealt with
truly mind-breaking how quickly we've gone from arrests being a shocking breach of campus norms to just the default way sit-ins are being dealt with
AP wrote a riddle for you because it can’t say “Israel killed a Palestinian mother” in the headline - you need to make your own conclusion instead
The increase of fact-checking in real time has been wild
the liberals have gone too far this time. what’s next—everybody gets healthcare? fully funded public schools? everybody who wants to, gets to LIVE INSIDE? WHERE WILL IT END
the liberals have gone too far this time. what’s next—everybody gets healthcare? fully funded public schools? everybody who wants to, gets to LIVE INSIDE? WHERE WILL IT END
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