Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

Social Advocate, Influencer, Proud Otaku, and Father of two beautiful girls Oymyakon, Russia Joined April 2019

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

fuck apples the other week one of my students gave me a pack of dates them shits were so good and he got me another pack yesterday bless this man

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2 years ago

eastern european grandmas are great, i was just wishing my babcia a happy birthday and ask if she's doing anything, she says "no, my friend invited me for dinner but I don't want to go" I ask her why not she goes "because I am old and tired and will die soon you will understand"

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

The IDF claims to have found several hamas newsletters and a signed copy of mein kampf in Santa's sleigh after the Iron Dome shot him down over the West Bank

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

Old man on his deathbed looking up at the ceiling surrounded by family, his last words: "My only wish is that I got to link to one more false Biden article. That would've gotten the Liberals" and he flatlines. Camera pans out as family cry except Steve. End scene.

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

bolting on all fours at the cigarette butt with a bit of tobacky left left on the side of the street before the other nicotine fiends can get to it. If I win in combat, I get the cigarette and they must return to their families empty-handed

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

went to jersey mike's but my sandwich was just mosquitos and candle wax. They spit in my eyes until I tipped 25%

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2 years ago

He came to me in a dream telling me to vote Kennedy 2024

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

yeah id love to hang but Alvin says youre not cool enough and i really gotta watch my image in front of the 'munks (they said im cool enough to call them that)

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

tap dancing barefoot in the mud so it doesnt go tap tap and splish squish squalch

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

im gonna fucking say it cause none of yall are brave enough to. Nicole Kidman has a fucking point

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

I want Mr. Best to hide a 100,000 dollar check somewhere in my chest cavity when I die and whiever at the funeral can claw it out of me gets to keep it

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

I have insider information that Oz has been confirmed to be real and the Wicked Witch of the West has acquired depleted Uranium for their nuclear warheads. Updates to come

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RubberRoss @RubberNinja

2 years ago

Because of the lawsuit between a photographer and PETA over a monkey that took a photo of himself with the camera.. It's the only precedent that says art has to be created by a human to be copyrighted. Otherwise its public domain. Do what you want with that information.

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2 years ago

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

Getting checked into rehab for severe addiction to the shindig

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Minecraft Enchanting Table @TableMinecraft

2 years ago

Damn bro economy's so rough rn i cant even get paid for tying damsels to railroad tracks and twirling my handlebar mustache as the stoic hero rides in on horseback to serve me a platter of my own ass