CursedMathTakes @TakesMath
Joined December 2019-
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You've heard of Noether Normalization. Now get ready for Artin Awkwardization!
Scaramucci on an emboldened acquitted Trump: "He is going to ratchet it up to another level now. He’s going to be Trump to the 3rd power now. He’s not going to be exponential Trump because that’s not enough Trump. It’s going to be Trump to the 3rd power.” nytimes.com/2020/02/01/us/…
"I'm a mathematician" - boring - sounds like you do long division all day - "I hated math in school" "I'm an explorer in the outer regions of the Platonic Realm" - mysterious - annoys constructivists - maybe you have a sword
I have a doctorate in point-set-topology. It predicts BC at $2,431,013 in 3 years. other math systems - between $1,900,000 and $2,600,00.
@Category_Fury @evelynjlamb aren’t 1 and 0 both primes though?
An algebraic perspective on why 0^0 = 1 is good. A thread! (1/n)
Hot take: Having 0^0 = 1 should be the general rule with 0^0 being undefined as the exception in certain contexts, rather than the other way around.
actegory
Taking a break from bad math to promote good music
Taking a break from bad math to promote good music
The drama of it all
The point of memorizing specific dates in history class is so if you ever get sent back in time you will be able to predict the future more effectively.
@txdsheeran listen ed sheeran, there's a 1 in 69 chance that i'm right, and id say those odds are nice
it has been brought to my attention by many people already that my math is wrong and to those people i would like to say: no it is not
so every phone number is 10 digits. that means there are 10 variables. 10 digits times 10 variables equals 100 options. this means that out of the 7 billion people in the world that have phones, i have the same phone number as at least 70 million of them!
Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they’re 80. That’s wild.
Dark sided
A group is a set with a distinguished element e and a binary operation [ , ] satisfying: ‣ [a,b] = [[a,c],[b,c]] ‣ [a,e] = a ‣ [a,a] = e for all a,b,c.
are you excited about my upcoming album A Tessitura of Transfiguration? avant garde metal about being gay?? you should be, you certainly should be, because i’m hot and good at music and it’s coming out soon
These numbers have some amazing properties! For example, every superprime is the sum of precisely sixteen cubes. Astonishingly, every superprime is also the sum of either seven or nine squares!

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