Text Me Not @TextMeNot
You didn't love me then. I don't love you now. A collection of texts from ex-boyfriends who've come crawling back. Contribute yours! Joined January 2013-
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mid-coitus: “Is that big enough for you?” #gross #exboyfriends
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Hey, lovers! Any extra special texts from not-so-special exes lately? Share them with us! #exboyfriends #exgirlfriends #breakups
“I would kill to see your boobs right now. It’s been so long since I’ve seen boobs.” #seriously #notachance #exboyfriends
"You could meet me in San Francisco…you could stay in my hotel room." #seriously #neverevendated #toolate
"You are so much hotter than my girlfriend." Really? Seriously?!?! #exboyfriends
"I wanna kiss you. I'm really drink. I love you. Your pretties girl evers. I'd do anuthomg. Your so pettu." Special #exboyfriends #drunktext
"I woke up with the most enormous morning wood and thought of you." Really?! UGH. #feelingnotmutual #sorrynotsorry
"Can we hang out?" (kind response about possibly being busy) "Thanks for prepping your excuse." #whatever #youhadyourchance #exboyfriends
"I still want to have sex with you, but you probably hate me for saying that." #justwow #exboyfriends
Curious - what's the lamest excuse an ex ever gave you for breaking up? #exes
Got any extra special lines from your breakups to share with us? Send us a tweet! #exboyfriends #exgirlfriends #breakups
"I love you. You're the love of my life." #toolittletoolate #exboyfriends #missedtheboat
"I was gonna text you, but I've just been so busy." #onlytakes2seconds #exboyfriends
"I thought about being with you forever. It just seemed like too much to promise." #okaythen #exboyfriends
"You know the time we spent together was incredible, but I did you a favor by ending it." #yesyoudid #exboyfriends
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TELL US: What's the #BestWayToBreakUp with a guy? Real guys answer here: ow.ly/l4x0l via @WHGuyNextDoor
So many good #exboyfriend quotes on Kacey Musgraves' new record, like this gem: "Maybe I love you. Maybe I'm just kinda bored." #beenthere
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