M @TheBetterMax

My tweets are as brilliant as they are infrequent. San Francisco, CA Joined July 2009

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Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW

a month ago

I keep seeing people say an empty Las Vegas is a harbinger of a US recession No, an empty Las Vegas is a harbinger of Las Vegas and casinos being a dying Boomer phenomenon Flashy, loud, tacky, crowded, and inauthentic—younger generations don’t want it

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Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente

2 months ago

Reaction to Stephen Colbert getting fired by CBS. It takes a special type of arrogance to be making 16 million, losing 40 million and publicly bash the people paying your bills.

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M @TheBetterMax

3 months ago

People sure did STFU about egg prices pretty quickly huh

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5 months ago

Easy money for yall… 💰 Want $1,000 in FREE cash? @ADTCoach is giving it away at American Dream Trading! No strings. Just click, enter, win 👇 gleam.io/FEFUU/american… #Giveaway #FinanceTwitter #StockMarketTips

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M @TheBetterMax

8 months ago

Just remember that the “fact checkers” weren’t checking facts. They were suppressing truthful information at the secret request of government agencies.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

8 months ago

Just remember that the “fact checkers” weren’t checking facts. They were suppressing truthful information at the secret request of government agencies.

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Dr. Simon Goddek @goddeketal

9 months ago

@WHO @oatila @c_drosten @CPHO_Canada @j_g_allen @HarvardChanSPH @luckytran @guardian @profamirattaran @mmpadellan @realDonaldTrump #25 If you’ve made it this far, I assume you enjoyed reading this thread and also want to NEVER FORGET what they did to us and our children. So please share this information and, if you don’t already, give me a follow. Cheers! x.com/goddeketal/sta…

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9 months ago

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M @TheBetterMax

10 months ago

Maybe the biggest divide in the country is between asshats like this who think you’re a worthless idiot if you didn’t go to college, and those who realize, whether they went to college or not, that it does not define your worth and certainly doesn’t make you a better voter

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10 months ago

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M @TheBetterMax

10 months ago

Love all of Trump’s cabinet picks, except #Gaetz . He put the name of the girls on the Venmo payment to his friend. My man brought his own receipts. I just can’t.

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10 months ago

We are just getting through our first woman VP so everyone maybe slow down a little bit

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10 months ago

A tale of two X’s part deux @harryjsisson meet @thejackhopkins and the dozens of other election deniers in my feed rn

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10 months ago

A tale of two X’s

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10 months ago

Jobs reports dramatically revised down AGAIN. But the economy is doing great, we’re told.

David Sacks @DavidSacks

10 months ago

Jobs reports dramatically revised down AGAIN. But the economy is doing great, we’re told.

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10 months ago

Heading out to vote, and then enjoy lunch with my wife on this beautiful New England fall day. Still not sure who to vote for; I know I want an authoritarian who’s going to weaponize the DOJ, but I just can’t figure out which one 🤔 #electionday2024

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M @TheBetterMax

10 months ago

I’m sure the freak out would be the same on the right if the Washington Examiner / @dcexaminer or one of (very few that exist) right leaning newspapers didn’t endorse Trump, right? Right.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 years ago

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M @TheBetterMax

2 years ago

Cannot hear someone use the expression “to the extent” in conversation without feeling a strong desire to rock the mic like a vandal. And idk maybe even light up the stage and wax some chumps like a candle.

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M @TheBetterMax

2 years ago

Struggling MIGHTILY to accurately communicate my availability and schedule meetings for a conference one hour behind my current timezone. #Consensus2023

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2 years ago

How the hell did Apple convince me I needed a watch that runs out of batteries every single day. Going back to analog. #AppleWatch

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3 years ago

At this point it must just be a rule that if you plan to wear your puffy jacket the duration of the flight, #unitedAIRLINES will only seat you in one of the last two rows.

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M @TheBetterMax

3 years ago

#SCOTUS IS NOT DECIDING OF #StudentDebtRelief IS A GOOD IDEA OR NOT THEY ARE DECIDING IF THE PRESIDENT CAN LEGALLY AUTHORIZE IT. Spoiler: he can’t. Congress needs to pass a law. Thank you for coming to my #TED talk