Dimitri @TheDimitriT

apollonian mind, dionysian spirit, reluctant romantic Manhattan, NY Joined September 2020

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Dimitri @TheDimitriT

19 hours ago

Men prefer the "bare-faced, bare nails, low-maintenance girls next door"... if you're hot. Most of you aren't, so maybe a little makeup won't hurt.

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2 days ago

Men prefer the "bare-faced, bare nails, low-maintenance girls next door"... if you're hot. Most of you aren't, so maybe a little makeup won't hurt.

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Dimitri @TheDimitriT

3 days ago

No love is purer than the love between a soy white boy and his Asian cutie gf

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Dimitri @TheDimitriT

3 days ago

There has never been a better time to sleep with a beautiful woman, and never a worse time to find one worth marrying.

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Dimitri @TheDimitriT

4 days ago

Reminder that women deserve nothing

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Dimitri @TheDimitriT

4 days ago

The Indian bride's mom referred to gods and goddesses in her speech inside a Catholic Church

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Dimitri @TheDimitriT

4 days ago

Sniped this guy's nationality as Eritrean and he gave me a very impressed yet concerned look.

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A lot of you aren't ready for this conversation but: Being attracted to hairless women is pedophilia adjacent. Being attracted to big eyes is pedophilia adjacent. Being attracted to round faces is pedophilia adjacent. And if you disagree, you're pornbrained!

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Dimitri @TheDimitriT

4 days ago

Incentivizing men to lie about their politics so they can use you for sex isn’t the W you think it is

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5 days ago

Incentivizing men to lie about their politics so they can use you for sex isn’t the W you think it is

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Dimitri @TheDimitriT

5 days ago

(Cashier): hi (Me): hi can I get (Friend AI): Attractive white woman detected at menial job. Bearish indicator. (Cashier): what (Me): oh that’s just my AI wearable (Friend AI): Scanning… non-Hispanic detected working back of house. Bearish indicator. Liquidating Roth IRA.

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Dimitri @TheDimitriT

5 days ago

I reject this whole “men are simple creatures, just suck him off enthusiastically” narrative. No, woman. I am a man of great depth, who requires handwritten letters dripping in devotion and the conviction that you’d betray the world before you’d betray me.