Real Tech Tips @TheRealTechTips
Real tech tips from a real tech guy with real tech knowledge. Joined January 2013-
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No, your iPhone doesn't have liquid damage under the screen. That's just the background picture.
@mama_maggi I show you ordered our most expensive product. Good news, you can buy it again!
Worrying about hackers is like worrying about sharks. Concentrate on not drowning.
Want us to keep transcripts of your texts? Write your congressperson and ask: "Can I have less privacy?"
No, I can't fix your phone while you're speaking on it. Your mechanic also can't fix your car while you're driving it.
To open Facebook tap the icon. Yes, the Facebook icon. Right, tap it. Just tap the icon. The Facebook one. Yes, just tap on it. Yes, the "F"
I totally know the password for your AOL. Just give me your bank account and pin.
Yes, I can totally hear you flush the toilet when you think you've hung up.
Demanding we "fix it" because "it's broken" is a bit vague. Try saying it again but louder and angrier.
If you "think" you're logging in you're not logging in.
I know you have the iPhone and it can do anything but the other party can hear you better if you're not covering the mic with your finger.
When you put a CD into your computer the label side goes up.
A bad day skiing is better than the best tech tip ever.
Drunk? Can't remember your boyfriend's phone number? Call tech support!
If you tell tech support you're really tech savvy we know you're really lying.
Worried someone calling from a private number is robbing your house? Definitely a tech support issue not a police issue.
If you're in the hospital on some serious drugs that's the perfect time to call tech support.
You don't want to master reset? Well, you could download a code debugger and hunt through millions of lines of-oh, the restart worked, huh?
You can try to sue a large company for breach of contract due to no service or you can press the power button. It works? Wow.
Telling me how many bars are on your battery indicator tells me nothing about your signal strength.

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