Simple Jeff @TheSimpleJeff
Stay simple my friends. Joined July 2011-
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What's the average size up to these days 4 and a half? Oh 5 it went up?
Jeff insulting tom: Ladies love mr. clean.. ur a low rent extra from the play rent.. u have aids faggot
Pisscum being shot up you ass by a brown hipster with a bucket of aids on the side all the way from boston.
Once drank so much i puked and had dhiarrea at the same time.. #sinkicouldreachfromthetoilet
If your girlfriend is on her period, just put a paper plate down under her butt and go to town.. Simple Jeffs Friday words of wisdom..
John: What are you still doing awake its 4am!!! SimpleJeff: Im cumming......
Life gives u a pack of fancy meatballs u don't throw it away u fuckin eat them even if they make u feel shitty after
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