The Vanilla Gorilla @TheVanillaG4444
Proud and faithful sidehoe to Alix Earle 🫶🏼. I live in a Penthouse and it’s totally my whole personality | Max Bench: 405 Max Hipthrust: your dad’s bodyweight Joined February 2024-
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Sounds interesting, but this is just gonna be key west on a boat… everyone will be 65+ with saggy titties and tube socks
Sounds interesting, but this is just gonna be key west on a boat… everyone will be 65+ with saggy titties and tube socks
This literally looks like one of the pics you’d find in the back of your 5th grade year book of the two weird kids who were only friends cause they were autistic and retarded
This literally looks like one of the pics you’d find in the back of your 5th grade year book of the two weird kids who were only friends cause they were autistic and retarded
Everytime I mix in planks into my workout I always do at least one set of Bo’s and Toes on a hard surface just to see if I still got it #frat
Working late nights and weekends over the past 30 days on a large take private acquisition only to die in the final hour (literally we were supposed to sign this afternoon) cause the agent changed the flex terms on us last night
I really hope my future wife and kids forgive me for how often im going to be drinking like an absolute degenerate and gambling our family’s fortune on the golf course with my absolute boys every chance I can get when I’m older
Me watching her deadlift 315 on her insta story
When I die, spread my ashes underneath the treadmills at equinox so that I can be showered by hot girls’ booty sweat for eternity
Gonna need Tommy John surgery soon
Gonna need Tommy John surgery soon
“We are the NY Knicks, suck our NY dicks” - all time quote
“We are the NY Knicks, suck our NY dicks” - all time quote
How those Pi Kapp guys at UNC are about to party when the GoFundMe hits
Dirt star is my new favorite way to describe a booty hole. Used in a sentence: “hey babe, can I please clean your dirt star with my tongue when you get back from the gym?”
I think the team concept was cool and liked the overall idea in the beginning but think they are trying to do too much too fast
I think the team concept was cool and liked the overall idea in the beginning but think they are trying to do too much too fast
Tapity tap tap tapping in
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