ThingsIthinkwhenImstoned @ThinksIthinks

Father of one, Master of none. Entrepreneur and part time Dinosaur Hunter. PhD in fuckallogy. Masters in sarcasm. Brockville, Ontario Joined December 2019

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ThingsIthinkwhenImstoned @ThinksIthinks

3 weeks ago

Canada is a demonic nation.

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a month ago

I'm sorry the man raped you honey. I was going to stop him, but I was afraid he might get hurt.

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a month ago

Canada's Nordspace has a 10 minute window left to launch the countries first commercial rocket, but unfortunately they can't get the engine started. They should get some hikers to walk in a circle around the base, and maybe a spark will cause ignition.

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a month ago

Being a victim of violent predatory men is no excuse for bigotry. At least you weren't misgendered.

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2 months ago

Personally I think CTV should have their license revoked. This kind of hatred in bigotry should not be tolerated in Canada. I demand nothing short of an official apology from the network, and I don't think any of these anchors should be allowed to work in broadcasting again.

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3 months ago

Someone please explain to me why we hold teachers in such high regard, when according to the left, they've literally been wrong on almost every subject for hundreds of years?

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4 months ago

Hey @Simone_Biles. Can anyone really claim to be the "first woman" or "best woman" anything, if we can't define what a woman is?

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4 months ago

Born here. Raised here. Wouldn't have spent more than a couple of months of my life outside the borders, and I don't understand this country either.

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5 months ago

Pierre Pollievre is so divisive.... "Those Canadians don't want a better Canada." "Those Canadians are racist." "Those Canadians are homophobic." "Those Canadians are misogynistic." "You don't want those Canadians sitting beside you on a plane or a train." Oh. Wait.....

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5 months ago

If the Conservatives win the election, especially with a majority, Canada will become a dangerous place. People on the left are not mentally stable. They will resort to violence. Ottawa will be a war zone and the people living there will be begging for a freedom protest.

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6 months ago

I thought Liberals called it the Charter of Permissions and Privileges.

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6 months ago

Canada is not broken, and here's what I'm gonna do to fix it.

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6 months ago

"There are three things in the world that deserve no mercy. Hypocrisy, fraud, and tyranny."

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6 months ago

Adam van Koeverden. Olympic levels of delusion.

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6 months ago

Our government spent $10 million on a mischief trial for Chris Barber and Tamara Lich. What a waste of taxpayer dollars. That's money that could've gone to Omar Khadr.

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6 months ago

Are all liberals retarded, or just the ones running for office? Elon's gesture, didn't even remotely resemble a Nazi salute. I would think that you guys would be familiar with it considering your party welcomes Nazis as guests of honour.

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6 months ago

Really? No idea? Not a single one?

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6 months ago

I'm ready to declare a winner Canada. If there's one thing you can trust, it's polls. The next leader of our country, hands down, without a doubt will be...... Kamala Harris. (Dear Libs. If you need to me to explain this sarcasm to you, just leave a message in the comments.)

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6 months ago

You've been gone for a while Shrek. This isn't the same swamp.

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6 months ago

The category is, "MPs who have been stabbed in the back by the utterly corrupt Liberal Party of Canada". Let's remind our players that each answer is either a woman, a minority, or both. And Chandra Arya is the daily double.