TinyPieCutter @TinyPieCutter
I am still iron man. RIP MoonwalkingDuck, may someone one day remember your password. Joined January 2021-
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A river of boiling shit flows through your town. You haven’t seen a tomato for 18 months. MOTD is 3 minutes long and narrated by a parakeet. Your salary is paid directly to British Gas. You solve a riddle to speak to a GP. You feel people come here because they want an easy life
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ok i understand why the New Yorker rejected this one
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today a kid was like "YOU WERE BORN IN THE 1900S????" and i was like yeah? when were you born? and he said "2015" and i had to stop and put my head in my hands
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BREAKING 🚨 | Up to a dozen Grenfell firefighters have sadly been diagnosed with terminal cancer.
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this is like someone ran into the room, out of breath, and frantically announces whats happening
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I’m a flight to Chicago in the middle seat. A husband and wife are on both sides of me talking and passing food back and forth. I asked if they wanted to sit together. They said “no we like the window and aisle.” Im taking a bite of the next fucking sandwich they pass over me.
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She has deleted her autism slagging post. Maybe she is embarrassed that her mask slipped and everyone saw the hideous hate and disabled discrimination beneath. Give it a RT and let everyone know.
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I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.
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I think the photo’s just been taken from quite close up, to be honest with you.
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I put Mr Blobby into Paranormal Activity. I'm so sorry...
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no but this is X Æ A-12 in the future
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A sea lion "helping" clean the pool.
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trying out one of those inspirational dance videos!
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Now please if everyone retweets this it would be very childish, I like childish !
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'Explain what you mean by Woke & then we can have the conversation'. Incredibly put by @RakieAyola. This should be the response to every commentator, Journalist & MP who've become far too comfortable throwing the Term 'Woke' into every one of their dog whistle opinions
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Trying to get the motion sensor lights to turn back on
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Cold-hearted ants leave a friend behind.
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