TotallyLikeable @TotallyLikeable
A real-life cautionary tale. Voted Worst Joke award in high school. Leaving Twitter forever. 🇨🇦 x.com/search?q=from%… Joined September 2017-
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I see that my bailing on Twitter correlates with it becoming X and the bailing of all other people I followed. Which one is the likely causative correlate? Probably me bailing.
Digital scales: life's way of telling us that modern technology isn't useful for everything.
does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything
Good luck telling someone with Oppositional Defiance Disorder that they have Oppositional Defiance Disorder
i WOULD put down my phone, but then I would have to have my feelings. hard pass
I told a guy on MySpace 16 years ago I would brb. I. Never. Brb'd.
Playing Grand Theft Auto in Google Maps needs more people fucking in the street.
I mean, technically aren't we all "foodies"? I've never met anyone who's like "nothing for me waiter, I'll just photosynthesize".
Just went to Father's Day brunch. I think everyone there thought, "Whew... a lot of untreated illnesses there. Mostly mental." But I think it's good to expose the young ones to a real-life cautionary tale.
No, sir, I've never done cocaine. I just sniffed it to see what it smelled like.
I'm less of a "fixer-upper" and more of a "burn that thing to the ground under the cover of darkness, collect the insurance money, and sell the land to a developer who wants to build a Popeye's"-er.
Guy about to invent archery: I want to stab that guy over there but I don't want to walk.
I'm going to say "irregardless" to an English major tomorrow...right to her fucking face
Hands up if you've been kicked out of a foursome for making too many jokes
Fresh from a breakup and need more than just a jolt of coffee the next morning? Take your birth control pill. Its mockery will sustain you all day!

Destry @DestryBrod
18K Followers 15K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.
fredesque @FredTaming
25K Followers 862 Following black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
20K Followers 4K Following BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]
💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt
50K Followers 10K Following ❤️ IG: Firecrackerkatt ❤️🐰❤️I do gods work on X ❤️ if you take this shit seriously you’re an idiot ❤️
name cannot be blank @toomanycommas3
28K Followers 7K Following just here to migrate old tweets to the good place fuck you if you voted for elon ✌️
💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�... @Crazy_ButCute2
264K Followers 13K Following I lift things up and put them down. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ Lupus/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯
MykeIsNotHere @MykeLeTauris
3K Followers 2K Following Belgian beer drinkin, bong hittin Milliner & Nanny. Slayer of Pokémon & Boob Cancer @NowImHere.bsky.social https://t.co/9uXBuMx0Mt
Benny, the Dirty Moch... @GotJbenny
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Elliott Downing @elliott_downing
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Xigir @Xigir105
28 Followers 2K Following
the infamous chef! @chefelicious
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John McElhenney #mind... @jmacofearth
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Deshout @Deshout144008
65 Followers 3K Following
Leen McBeans ꪜ @LeenMcBeans
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Snide Bitch @SnideBitch
38 Followers 58 Following Sarcasm and snarkiness. I'm not for the faint of heart or otherwise sensitive types
The Fishpants @thefishpants
4K Followers 4K Following 𝕺𝖇𝖘𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘, 𝕱𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝕵𝖔𝖐𝖊𝖘, 𝕾𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘*😆🤓🤬 *ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ Join me on Bluesky @thefishpants.bsky.social
Reneyt @Reneyt267337
89 Followers 5K Following
Darla the Darling @DarlaTheDarling
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mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
25K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
Annie Way @Anniewritess
4K Followers 1K Following Mother, wife, cat doorman. Tweets in link below IG anniewritesstuff
That One Hateful B- @mommywhitfield
11K Followers 4K Following 'Let them eat cake,' she said, just like Marie Antoinette. @fatanddumb1984 supplies my orgasms
just_rebecca @justrebecca3
3K Followers 2K Following Retweeting your brilliance, and every now and then sharing a marginally original thought. Came for the pandemic and never left. No, you can’t see my feet.
Darling Nikki @I_knew_a_girl_
9K Followers 2K Following Loves animals, tolerates people. Collects Souls & Chucks. 💗💜💙
The Tipsy Angel 🪽�... @blonde_opinion
137K Followers 5K Following Tipsy Angel 🪽 | Dreamer & Thinker | Art, Emotion & Insights | Join me on this journey of depth and discovery. @blonde_opinion is my only account!
nice things I say to ... @meantomyself
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Margaret @margaret90leo
1K Followers 3K Following
🎃 Spooky Princess ... @iamn0ty0urstar
12K Followers 11K Following Your friendly neighborhood stoner babe. @Salty_Sailor82 is mine ❤️NSFW
em jayy @emjayy1027
149 Followers 845 Following 31. mom. sometimes funny. have entirely too much random movie knowledge. bookworm.
Susan @susan81gooden
2K Followers 3K Following
Mr Rowan Buchanan-Bro... @thelordoffishes
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A Retarded Person @ETA_Productions
133 Followers 992 Following literally retarded. Follow me and I promise I wont follow you back!
American Journal of D... @AJDAAJournal
2K Followers 4K Following Left X on 5/14/25; Find us elsewhere (use the link to access) Editor-in-Chief Bryon Adinoff, @Editor_AJDAA. Published by @TandFonline.
milk but passed the d... @but_milk
1K Followers 5K Following out of jail for shitting on a car (on hood) at Hess gas and someone spraypainted my dog pink . life has just pissed directly into my eyes and mouth and tonsils
Kräcken @Kr8cken
9K Followers 8K Following everything's better down where it's wetter https://t.co/65nJlwj80U…
Uncle Drunky 🥃 @uncledrunky
7K Followers 5K Following I make jokes on the Internet. Neurodivergent & weird. Chaotic good. I have broken multiple beds. Your mother will love me. I'll never subscribe to your OF.
ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz
17K Followers 5K Following Winging this life. Check back for no helpful tips whatsoever. https://t.co/8mX27QK6yN
Lara 💜🥂🛀 @Eithercryingor
6K Followers 3K Following Mom of teens, always having the the last cry or. - tweets link below!
Bluesky Bound Meany (... @NotOwenMeany
3K Followers 3K Following Never here anymore. Find me on Bluesky. He/Him.
🐚 @VikingBut
5K Followers 3K Following I really have no idea what I'm doing here @desert_musings is the best. @[email protected] on Mastodon, https://t.co/uXt3dC7Yx3 on discord
M!ke @MikeyantheBrain
1K Followers 1K Following Just hanging out. non-sensical ramblings, https://t.co/dUzf283bLj, https://t.co/a90VerjjCV
Holdin @HoldinCoffeeld
4K Followers 3K Following I’m all over the place, really, it’s buck wild. SpaceChimp Thursday nights https://t.co/VQcwGpbLPM MyTWEETS👇🏻
Satirical Heyoka Can'... @celestialheyoka
2K Followers 2K Following Is it art? Do you feel feel something?
Sprinkles the clown �... @fozzie4prez
3K Followers 2K Following we laughed, we cried, we went home happy.
So Anyway, Jim... @TheOtherJmsDn
2K Followers 5K Following @PDGA #120812; I write, play disc golf badly, and play guitar almost as well. In a committed relationship with sweet iced tea.
Mister B💙 Crew! Bl... @MisterB20
9K Followers 9K Following Anti Trumper. 💙Liberal and proud of it! Observer of human behavior. Lover and singer. Show tunes have kept me from hopelessness. VOTE BLUE! I DO!
Bonnie🇧🇧♓💣... @leemariemo
3K Followers 3K Following I have arrived 🕊️💚🕊️.....give the earth a daughter and a son...will remain single until further notice 🧐🤬🧐 my DM has left the building🕊️💚🕊️
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 9K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on X. .•| sui juris |•.
Destry @DestryBrod
18K Followers 15K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.
fredesque @FredTaming
25K Followers 862 Following black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
20K Followers 4K Following BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]
Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow
48K Followers 15K Following 💙 Survived my mid-mid-life crisis. //SUPER MARRIED//BOY MOM//CATS//TACOS//SUNSCREEN//BEER//MURDERINO//LACTOSE INTOLERANT// 💙VENMO @ Kayla-Chow-Show
💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt
50K Followers 10K Following ❤️ IG: Firecrackerkatt ❤️🐰❤️I do gods work on X ❤️ if you take this shit seriously you’re an idiot ❤️
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
103K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod
Adrenalin @adrenalindenver
23K Followers 756 Following Denver pop punk. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: Woody B Bass: Dave Cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: Duncan
name cannot be blank @toomanycommas3
28K Followers 7K Following just here to migrate old tweets to the good place fuck you if you voted for elon ✌️
༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones
117K Followers 14K Following A little funny. A little feisty. Always chaos. Tall AF. #BillsMafia
MykeIsNotHere @MykeLeTauris
3K Followers 2K Following Belgian beer drinkin, bong hittin Milliner & Nanny. Slayer of Pokémon & Boob Cancer @NowImHere.bsky.social https://t.co/9uXBuMx0Mt
Benny, the Dirty Moch... @GotJbenny
6K Followers 5K Following The Dirtiest of Mochas. Commissions Open. Ogle My Drawings: https://t.co/ZNa7QWHSgr
Elliott Downing @elliott_downing
25K Followers 27K Following Author of books seldom read, screenplays never filmed, software rarely used, and tweets like sweet, sweet honey.
the infamous chef! @chefelicious
2K Followers 1K Following retired Chef, Vegetarian for 38 yrs, bad at yoga... Same @ TikTok, Bluesky, Instagram
Scott G @SkidWillie
15K Followers 9K Following Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke. Retired USAF MSgt 🇺🇲
Global Forum on Nicot... @GFNicotine
3K Followers 152 Following The next GFN will take place in Warsaw 19-21 June 2025! Visit https://t.co/YiQaVnzbum to learn more + watch the latest news & interviews on https://t.co/Q3H7N4Hur1
Tobacco Control @TC_BMJ
9K Followers 80 Following Tobacco Control is an international peer review journal covering the nature and consequences of tobacco use worldwide.
Tobacco Control Resea... @BathTR
6K Followers 776 Following Award-winning team researching tobacco’s influence on policy. Views ours, not the University of Bath. Share info in confidence https://t.co/oGsgpMT02b.
Dr. Moira Gilchrist @DrGilchrist
4K Followers 601 Following Chief Communications Officer at Philip Morris International | Advocate for “better” | Science Lady | Mother | Outdoors & dog freak 🏴🇨🇭
UKVIA @Vaping_Industry
4K Followers 4K Following The UK Vaping Industry Association is the leading voice and advocate for the independent UK vaping industry. Contact [email protected] or call 0203 2670074
Sarah Jackson @DrSarahEJackson
2K Followers 1K Following UCL Tobacco and Alcohol Research Group. Smoking, vaping, and alcohol research. President @SRNT_Europe. Senior Editor @AddictionJrnl. Also on Bluesky: same name.
Clive Bates @Clive_Bates
13K Followers 1K Following What's right thing to do? Been with IBM, Greenpeace, ASH, Cabinet Office, Environment Agency, UN in Sudan, Welsh Government, DECC and now my own Counterfactual.
Jeffrey @ByrdMan0914
11K Followers 10K Following Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? ~ The Byrd is the Wyrd ~ Header/avi courtesy of @RiotGrlErin ~ #SFB15
The Fishpants @thefishpants
4K Followers 4K Following 𝕺𝖇𝖘𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘, 𝕱𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝕵𝖔𝖐𝖊𝖘, 𝕾𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘*😆🤓🤬 *ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ Join me on Bluesky @thefishpants.bsky.social
The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
8.9M Followers 1K Following Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team. Weeknights 11/10c on @ComedyCentral. Next day on @paramountplus. New episodes September 8th!
Brandon Creek @BrandonCreek63
2K Followers 4K Following Quietly Charismatic Daring To Be Different [email protected]
INNCOorg @INNCOorg
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Darla the Darling @DarlaTheDarling
8K Followers 5K Following Common sense coupled connoisseur of constitutional law and comedic content. I comment on crapola. I cuss.
SimCity BuildIt @SimCityBuildIt
61K Followers 41 Following SimCity BuildIt is available NOW for free in the App Store, Google Play and Amazon Appstore. Includes optional In-game purchases (Includes random items)
zoomies.llamafile @snappercayt
2K Followers 5K Following yet another angry foolish man | tweets can be unoriginal
Edmonton Journal @edmontonjournal
195K Followers 266 Following Headlines on all subjects from the Edmonton Journal. A list of our journalists: https://t.co/BeDd5ktWm3…
Kräcken @Kr8cken
9K Followers 8K Following everything's better down where it's wetter https://t.co/65nJlwj80U…
DuckDuckGo @DuckDuckGo
2.7M Followers 4 Following Independent online protection company. Get our mobile & desktop browser with protections built-in, including our search engine that doesn't track you.
ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl
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WannabeJannati 🇵�... @Islamabaddiee
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Kathleen Smith @MrsDrAtlantis
699 Followers 2K Following Wife of @DoctorAtlantis and mom of a future Lego Master Builder, a Minecraft hacker, and a dragon wrangler.
Mr Rowan Buchanan-Bro... @thelordoffishes
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@geekysteven.com over... @geekysteven
14K Followers 83 Following I was here for jokes originally, but I'm on the other socials more now pfp by @invisichad
A Retarded Person @ETA_Productions
133 Followers 992 Following literally retarded. Follow me and I promise I wont follow you back!
ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz
17K Followers 5K Following Winging this life. Check back for no helpful tips whatsoever. https://t.co/8mX27QK6yN
Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
12K Followers 4K Following If we retweet you, that means your tweet was published in https://t.co/Sjvvd3oshD. To submit a tweet, mention @thefunnytweeter
wicked bitch of the M... @AmandaRNH
7K Followers 3K Following 🎶I ain’t no follow back girl🎶 I am only funny in person, so I might be in the wrong place. neurospicy. sometimes I write other shit. header by @lincnotfound.
Philip @lasym21
342 Followers 359 Following I love literature, philosophy, & comedy. In grad school for meaning-making. Top 1% of reply guys. RT = unassailable religious truth
Wolf Conservation Cen... @nywolforg
501K Followers 2K Following The Wolf Conservation Center (WCC) envisions a world where wolves thrive. We prioritize education, advocacy, research, + recovery. News ➡️ Facebook + Bluesky
kenzi 🎃🔪 @catnipocalypse
9K Followers 949 Following artist, halloween and horror creep, PNW export est. 1993, madly in love with @northerlyfilms
Lara 💜🥂🛀 @Eithercryingor
6K Followers 3K Following Mom of teens, always having the the last cry or. - tweets link below!
❤️Hush Jared🤙 @HushJared
10K Followers 2K Following Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! See the same tweets and a Great Value Tik Tok at https://t.co/qTJ7keqLhW He/Him BLM
X🇨🇦 @FFmaxhyde
10K Followers 7K Following Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow
John H. Beers III �... @Bedlam_Beersie
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monster @monsterpanic012
186 Followers 2K Following
Bluesky Bound Meany (... @NotOwenMeany
3K Followers 3K Following Never here anymore. Find me on Bluesky. He/Him.
🐚 @VikingBut
5K Followers 3K Following I really have no idea what I'm doing here @desert_musings is the best. @[email protected] on Mastodon, https://t.co/uXt3dC7Yx3 on discord
soo over it @CArmanthegirl
39K Followers 12K Following Please retweet my retweets, that’s what they are for