True Apple NPP @TrueNPP
Truly anonymous Net Promotor for our People feedback for Apple Employees Joined November 2013-
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Do yourself a favor. Take a little bit of time and invest it into your online presence. Specifically, where do you have accounts and how secure is your password. 1Password has an informative article on their blog about ghost accounts: bit.ly/35OOb8C
Some suggestions that I’d like to see added to the #BigRedFruitStand “Reply All: I’m sorry, I think you have the wrong person” “Full Boat Captain” “Dealing with Ambiguity” @BigRedFruitShop
I just found this site and feel obligated to share one of the shirts from @BigRedFruitShop. I think my favorite is the #SessionDuration shirt. bit.ly/brfs-feedback
Many people stayed home and got paid to play video games. I offered to assist Apple Care in March, turning into a minimum year-long experience, progressing into a Senior Advisor role, and yet still making less than T1. I’m just really starting to feel under-appreciated.
Kinda feeling taken advantage of by going through the Apple Care system, taking on more responsibilities, and signing a contract to stay on until at least March.
Questions for anyone that works at Apple Care full-time (not Retail@Home): 1. How long were you in each role before progressing? 2. Is that progression considered a promotion? 3. If yes: do you see a compensation increase? If no: when do you? #applecare #retailathome
“Our most important resource, our soul, is our people.” It sure would be nice if Apple shared some of that $1T they added to the bank with those that have worked hard to help them reach that amount. Especially those that took on new roles to continue supporting our customers.
Too often we take technology for granted. What’s your craziest “Find My” story? Some people don’t know how just how often it comes in clutch. Like if you know someone with a crazy story and retweet if you personally do. #FindMy #FindYourShit apple.com/icloud/find-my/
Out of curiosity, does anyone know where to get an old copy of Super Admin? I found an old Attaché link, but it’s no longer valid since we stopped using Attaché. I’ve got the name of the developer, but he doesn’t appear to be with Apple anymore.
It’s 5/25/2020. When was the last time you checked to verify your iOS device completed it’s last backup? support.apple.com/en-us/HT203977 And your Mac? support.apple.com/en-us/HT201250 Spend 2 minutes to check now rather than a lifetime wishing you had a way to get those photos back. #backup
Walking through Target someone asks “excuse me, do you work here?” I panicked briefly wondering if I did because nothing feels normal lately. But when I said no, she stared at me. I looked at my clothes I wasn’t wearing khakis and a red shirt. Oh well. “How can I help you?”
I don’t think I’ve ever been more infuriated than when I say: Me: “hey Siri, set a 15 minute timer” Siri: “ok, 50 minutes and counting” Me: “hey Siri, cancel timer. Hey Siri set a FIF-TEEN minute counter” Siri: “ok, 50 minutes and counting” Me: “fuck you” #HeySiriTryHarder
So what is everyone’s prediction for when we will actually re-open? I think it’s safe to say that it’s unlikely to be on or before 3/27
Does anyone still have the old GYOG training PDF? I know it was leaked a while back, but it doesn’t have the full document, only clips from it.
Couple questions for the other Genius Anons: - How often are your Ethernet cables breaking? Just replace them? I’ve considered crimping new ends, but I’d rather not. - What is your process for creating T2 boot drives/installers? We used to use a bash script for ASD hard drives
Is it just me, or did anyone else cringe watching @SnazzyLabs tear down the Mac Pro without (visually) being grounded? 😬 fortunately, most components are shielded, but i certainly wouldn’t want to take any chances with a $6k computer. Great teardown, though! #ESDisamyth
Karen isn’t fooled
Now I'm questioning myself. If you have a R AirPod from one set, and another R AirPod from a different set, do you then have #AirPodsPro? Or #AirPodPros?
Well this is quite the paradox. AirPod Pros under AirPods Pro. Who would have thought two rights do in fact make a wrong?
⫷ Linda Lominge.. @LindaLominger
4K Followers 536 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
grDrama @DepotGenius
3K Followers 311 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
IDGAFGenius @IDGAFGenius
2K Followers 136 Following Been everything from a Specialist/Admin/Texpert now a Genius. All thoughts are my own. Just trying to actually stay sane through this BS
Drunk At The Genius B.. @DrunkAtTheGBar
946 Followers 568 Following Ex Retail guy. Gen X’er embracing a new world. Tech biz smack talk + earnest chat about music, pop culture, & world events. More $$ for service workers!
Technical Expert Shiz.. @ExpertShizzle
892 Followers 353 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
Apple Juice Drinking @applejuice1984
724 Followers 173 Following keeping it fruity, fellow fruit standers welcome, views are my own experience; #AppleToo #Unionize #ScrewElon [email protected]
Astro-Grouch 🇻�.. @oscarf00
259 Followers 2K Following Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
The Many-Based God @sans__accent
540 Followers 1K Following I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
Retail Zombie @retailworker111
287 Followers 257 Following
Genius Bar Babysitter @speshuIist
550 Followers 81 Following Genius Admin, aka everyone at the Bar’s babysitter | Formerly PZ | Opinions are my own | she/her
Tap Continue @TapContinue
242 Followers 85 Following Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer or mom My tweets are my own or someone elses meme My opinions are my own
all in on iphone @ALLinOniPhone
948 Followers 57 Following all in on hating myself, you? PZ Spec, Tech Spec, Genius, Tech Advisor, Creative Pro #toomanyroles promoted to cx
Apple Japan Local (To.. @Tozen_AJHIT
333 Followers 542 Following 全国一般東京ゼネラルユニオンアップルジャパン支部 Zenkoku Ippan Tokyo General Union Apple Japan Local 2014年から団体交渉で頑張っています。よろしく。 Apple Japan’s Home Improvement Team. #AppleTogether #1u
promoted to associate.. @iqueuewho
602 Followers 62 Following just an ex-PZ loser who doesn’t know anything 😢
RTR @ReadyToReplace
199 Followers 53 Following Because aren't we all? Disgruntled fruit stand employee. Genie Admin or whatever. All thoughts are my own. Spitting up the Kool Aid since '18.
Fruit Stand Fail @FruitStandFail
850 Followers 239 Following Another fruit stand specialist trying to survive on an a day. Thoughts are my own and not representative of any corporation.
GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
1K Followers 639 Following I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet.
NEUA @NonEndUser
351 Followers 25 Following
The Genius @TalesGeniusBar
72 Followers 9 Following The world of Apple Retail revealed through the eyes of ex-employees with wonderful and weird tales to tell. A bi-weekly column exclusive to iMore.
Atom $corpio Sexual/G.. @souder_joshua
200 Followers 895 Following Mature Content 18+ only(Native American, Dutch, German, Swedish, Irish, etc.), Lover not a hater, Healthy in mind/body. HIV-U, MT, PTSD, & Suicide Ideation
KUFOALOR KPORMORNE TS.. @KufoalorT97605
154 Followers 1K Following Message me on WhatsApp for more information about the fraternity. 0544729586
Isaac Asare @IsaacAsare68010
105 Followers 251 Following
Jenny Gileno @nmgrannyjenny
165 Followers 412 Following Love God family and friends. a# hynie for life❤️🫂
JOHN AFRIM @TechgeniusAJ
610 Followers 1K Following
Rob Owen @rob__owen
76 Followers 1K Following
Depot Daddy @depot_daddy
4 Followers 37 Following Just a guy who used to drink the juice. Retired but not uninvolved.
Spolity ⚯͛ 🐰�.. @Spolity
675 Followers 988 Following Amante de los memes de animales mal disecados. Hada artesana. The eviler twin. #ecdqemsd 💜💚🖤
AHAFONIIBA @ahafoniiba
62 Followers 599 Following
DANDAM @_josephmoney
157 Followers 3K Following "Passionate Liverpool supporter living and breathing the spirit of the Reds! 🔴⚽️ Sharing my unwavering love for Liverpool FC, celebrating victories, analyzing
dre @dreaxdrex
8 Followers 70 Following
Mo the Swift N @amos_swift
15 Followers 330 Following Romeorecovering. also known as Mo the N. Mo Romeo Swift. AKA Mr. Swift (eventually).
Kim Busic @_kehm_
0 Followers 262 Following
Stepping outside the .. @SNArrrh
10 Followers 129 Following purveyor of fine fruit at the worlds biggest fruit shop 🍎🍏
happyish fruit @happyishfruit
117 Followers 186 Following GB specialist. I don’t speak for the brand or the company all thoughts are my own.
Sevyoo @sevyo_
15 Followers 112 Following
Tired Tony Stark @tiredtonystark
5 Followers 420 Following Part time superhero full time genius he/him
jamie | @jamiesids
5K Followers 2K Following
J @skeletondanse
2 Followers 562 Following
bylaw @arabspecialist
414 Followers 953 Following
Joe Soprano @JoeSopran0
15 Followers 164 Following
Chris @chrisvilla1974
54 Followers 270 Following Ugly Glasses and Crooked Fingers. Diabolical Overlord.
Marcus Vandiver @marcusvandiver
46 Followers 377 Following I live in the moment and don’t usually capture it to share.
Kernel 🍗 Sanders �.. @paycryptos
348 Followers 1K Following Memores Acti Prudentes Futuri Technically a Genius ⚛️ War angels, Sniper Guardians Don't lose focus. Cult Survivor INTJ
Jase Daugherty @jaseedwin
3 Followers 62 Following
Jordan Savage @jordysavage
258 Followers 634 Following Professional Drummer, based in the South West.
Hamilton @Hamilto68924868
39 Followers 251 Following
Eddie @TheonlyOGSB
60 Followers 401 Following
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
10K Followers 97 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
⫷ Linda Lominge.. @LindaLominger
4K Followers 536 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
11K Followers 448 Following The ORIGINAL 'From The Genius Bar' account since 2011. Stories, Commentary, Satire of life at . Not an official Apple blah blah, pass the Whiskey.
IDGAFGenius @IDGAFGenius
2K Followers 136 Following Been everything from a Specialist/Admin/Texpert now a Genius. All thoughts are my own. Just trying to actually stay sane through this BS
ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody
114K Followers 0 Following I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
all in on iphone @ALLinOniPhone
948 Followers 57 Following all in on hating myself, you? PZ Spec, Tech Spec, Genius, Tech Advisor, Creative Pro #toomanyroles promoted to cx
Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
862 Followers 330 Following I really do like helping people, but the negatives of Apple Retail outweighed the positives. I am a commie.
Stella - Fudge @StellaFudge
11K Followers 623 Following I live outside of Gods sight, and therefore outside of his love -Shitposter -Photographer -Owner of Apple Payroll Squad discord community -Old acc. @choco_bit
ARS Confessions �.. @TexpertProbs
1K Followers 78 Following Dealer of ambiguity and ✨🍎fruit 🍏✨. Why write a book when you can write passive aggressive tweets? 📥 Have questions? Send me a DM
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
732 Followers 109 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
474 Followers 346 Following![Not an official Apple account nor in any way affiliated with Apple Inc, just a [former] employee](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000515792825/b10c42b2d73e488f0462d2b45842371b.jpeg)
Swap Lady @justCRUit
652 Followers 137 Following Not an official Apple account nor in any way affiliated with Apple Inc, just a [former] employee
Positive Intent @iPeachyKeen
141 Followers 79 Following Thoughts and opinions are all my own, not any body or encorporated bodies by which I may or may not be employed. Creative.
Gary Allen @ifostore
5K Followers 176 Following Apple retail store enthusiast who finds future locations, attends new store grand openings, and remarks on store architecture, design, staffing and operations.
FRS Brain @frs_brain
140 Followers 121 Following
Positive Intent FRS @FRSIntent
294 Followers 168 Following You break em, we fix em. These are my views/thoughts/rants...not my employer's.
Cali Apple Genius @AnonGenius
306 Followers 75 Following These thoughts are purely my own. Apple has no relation to, nor do they ensorse these posts whatsoever. I literally don't even work for the company...
AppleBlue ShirtHell @applebluehell
1K Followers 149 Following Obsolete since June 18, 2013. My tales of wild fun within the most successful company in the world. My opinions alone and not those of Apple.
Tim Fucking Cook @GeniusAapl
67 Followers 48 Following I am the fucking CEO of the most profitable company. Some say I'm not a product guy. I say I'm an handsome guy.
LeadingwithAmbiguity @leadwambiguity
92 Followers 41 Following Thoughts are my own...I think. Not Apples. For sure.
Angry Fruit Store @imightyellatyou
199 Followers 46 Following I used to work with the most successfull company in the world and its customers. I still have nightmares.
Retail Swap @Me__File
270 Followers 291 Following
FruitStandHell @FruitStandHell
525 Followers 25 Following The Rants of the Red Zone. My thoughts are my own. Not an official Apple account.
Defeated Genius @Defeatedgenius
870 Followers 212 Following
Red Zone Snark @RedZoneSnark
867 Followers 264 Following Not an official Apple twitter. My opinions and statements are all my own.
GSX Junkie @GSXJunkie
483 Followers 160 Following Currenly an AppleCare zombie. Previously AASP tech. Posts are of my own, and not my employers.
iAnonSpecialist @iAnonSpecialist
238 Followers 67 Following It doesn't take an Expert to tell you I'm Special.
FR Nightmares @FR_Nightmares
147 Followers 44 Following I fucking hate when you color your cracked iPhone. Opinions are my own not that of Apple Inc or its affiliates.
Rowdy Redzone @rowdyredzone
264 Followers 176 Following These thoughts are entirely my own and have no affiliation with Apple, Inc.
madfruitstandemploye @madfruitstand
1K Followers 326 Following http://t.co/vX6yIAhiLH Tweets are entirely my own, and not my boss.
BOH Appleseed @BOH_trollolo
433 Followers 239 Following a former field slave for a multi trillion dollar company... Trollololo ... These are my opinions and you shouldnt believe them cause im poor #penisula
Red Zone Ho @AcerbicRedZone
1K Followers 54 Following Just another girl whoring herself out for Retail. My opinions dont reflect Apple, Inc, or it's subsidiaries.
Family Room Hell @InApplehell
1K Followers 123 Following officially mine and only mine. and i am not your bro
Genius Bar Solutions @FRSinteractions
220 Followers 37 Following My opinions only. Does not reflect anyone elses opinions. My smiles and my cries.
AppleCare Less @Allaroundapple
268 Followers 168 Following From ARS to AC, these are my opinions, maybe you will agree with me, maybe you won't. Either way, I could care less.
DisgruntledFRS @DisgruntledFRS
506 Followers 31 Following Not an official Apple account. These are my opinions.
Red Zone Sass @RZSass
455 Followers 26 Following Sass from an ex-Red Zone Specialist. Not an 'official' Apple account... yada yada.![life in the GR [not an official Apple account]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1572969678/TS3742_01_KP-001-en.jpg)
GeniusRoomTales @GeniusRoomTales
634 Followers 20 Following life in the GR [not an official Apple account]@beercat71 @TrueNPP “Availability will be communicated at a later date.”
@TrueNPP I had an issue with Hey Siri. My phone kept responding as well as the HomePod. That shouldn't be.
@TrueNPP @applebluehell " Fearless Feedback" -That Guy.
@TrueNPP ah hah. Misread that. Please enjoy tiki masala trump as an apology.
@TrueNPP no. Because I’ll find those misclasses and come down on those harder. I expect exceptions. Misclasses I don’t expect
I'd like to put on my NPP that my leadership team has made me contemplate suicide more than once
@PipFixer @TrueNPP @SwapDatShitOut She was probably hot.
Don’t be a dick to Apple Retail staff today, because when you inevitably fuck up your new device, they’re the ones that will try to help you
@TrueNPP over worked Under payed I say it all the time in my NPP
@TrueNPP pretty cool Apple Music shirts were given out
Should you need to call AppleCare support today, don’t be a dick. Our representatives are here to help you, but you’re not fucking entitled.
That moment when you get AE on your review but based on the comments it should have all been EE.
really wish our verizon/att employee plans worked for pre-orders.
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