Typed Things @TypedThings
Why think things when you can type them? In your face & up your alley Joined December 2010-
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First peek at Gabriel Macht’s return as Harvey Specter in the new ‘SUITS’ series.
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Never do I sound more white than when I’m trying to say a Yiddish phrase.
Per your request: How was your Rosh Hashanah last year?
I used to group friends in tiers- Shomer, Aufruf speech, Aufruf, Wedding, Chuppah. Now, I think in terms of Hesped, Kevurah, Levayah, Mishnayos. Anyway, Gemar chasima tova everyone!
And vice versa.
If a trick or treater dressed as a meshulach how would I know?
I would 100% watch a documentary or listen to a 14 part podcast series on non-retirees who go to daily 8AM shacharis minyanim
Happy I-Guess-It's-Somewhat-Rainier-Than-Average-So-Let's-Just-Put-Up-A-Picture-Of-Rain-Because-I've-Got-Nothing-Else month!
You can be hand picked by GD Himself to be the savior of the whole world but you're still gonna lug your garbage with you wherever you go
Fairly high correlation between how long it takes me to figure out which shir shel yom to say and how the rest of my day will go
In an upset, I declare sukkos the winner over simchas Torah as the most tallis falling offest yomtov
The golden sun slowly descending, everyone cloaked in dazzling white, & the unbelievably painful urge to urinate already somehow #KolNidre
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