Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025
Father, former AD Army 19D, current 38B reservist. I'm that one dickhead who likes being the field. Joined September 2011-
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What, complain about the wifi on a deployment and then piss our pants when the unarmed Afghan contractor takes us off post and point a gun at them? Yeah no, those are USAF skills we don't develop.
What, complain about the wifi on a deployment and then piss our pants when the unarmed Afghan contractor takes us off post and point a gun at them? Yeah no, those are USAF skills we don't develop.
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Don't disrespect the GOAT like this
Don't disrespect the GOAT like this https://t.co/Mfy5uiOFr4
1- That's a Flipper Zero. 2- Don't do this. 3- If you do this, it's definitely dumb as hell to record and post it.
1- That's a Flipper Zero. 2- Don't do this. 3- If you do this, it's definitely dumb as hell to record and post it.
Incorrect, there's only one way to earn that tab, and it's not mountain warfare school.
Incorrect, there's only one way to earn that tab, and it's not mountain warfare school.
Literally what did they think was gonna happen? It's a fucking car.
Literally what did they think was gonna happen? It's a fucking car.
BROTHER????
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Lol i like how dude kept it to “bases” but didn’t account for the various countries in LATAM and Africa that are currently experiencing land-blackmail/extortion dude to China.
Lol i like how dude kept it to “bases” but didn’t account for the various countries in LATAM and Africa that are currently experiencing land-blackmail/extortion dude to China.
They're...They're disease vectors.
They're...They're disease vectors.
You and a friend CAN do that👀👀👀
You and a friend CAN do that👀👀👀 https://t.co/fN8b5CBWJr
It didn't. Thanks to those body cams, we have the truth. When the shoot is clean, it's clean. When a cops do something wrong and forget to turn the body cam off, they get caught. All good in my book.
It didn't. Thanks to those body cams, we have the truth. When the shoot is clean, it's clean. When a cops do something wrong and forget to turn the body cam off, they get caught. All good in my book.
Good for everyone involved. Some people aren't your cup of tea, and that's okay. People are real mad in the comments for no discernible reason. She didn't think he was fun to talk to, and her friend did. She's a matchmaker if anything.
Good for everyone involved. Some people aren't your cup of tea, and that's okay. People are real mad in the comments for no discernible reason. She didn't think he was fun to talk to, and her friend did. She's a matchmaker if anything.
I truly believe that the reason we see more mass shootings/stabbings/ targeted assassinatioms, etc with confused political beliefs is because nihilism is taking hold of younger generations' hearts, and social media is only worsening that narrative (which holds some truth).
I truly believe that the reason we see more mass shootings/stabbings/ targeted assassinatioms, etc with confused political beliefs is because nihilism is taking hold of younger generations' hearts, and social media is only worsening that narrative (which holds some truth).
He was the only gun youtuber who didn't fall into political shit. Dude would just go "how does it work if I do x thing with y?" And then would explain how it works. That man better be in heaven.
He was the only gun youtuber who didn't fall into political shit. Dude would just go "how does it work if I do x thing with y?" And then would explain how it works. That man better be in heaven.
We didn't burn down opium fields that were sometimes the entirety of the local economies because: 1) Poor people living near VEOs turn to them even harder if you take away their only means of making money 2) We were trying to convince opium farmers to grow something else
We didn't burn down opium fields that were sometimes the entirety of the local economies because: 1) Poor people living near VEOs turn to them even harder if you take away their only means of making money 2) We were trying to convince opium farmers to grow something else
You lust after children. I have a solution for you, freak:
Got better at telling people, but it never got easier for me, at least.
Got better at telling people, but it never got easier for me, at least.
Nothing wrong with this. My kid isn't going to get a brand new car
Nothing wrong with this. My kid isn't going to get a brand new car
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