Universal Studios Florida @UniversalStubio
The second happiest place on Earth. We’ll never close this dang park! parody account instagram.com/universalstubio Orlando, FL Joined July 2020-
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In order to remain faithful to the author’s original vision we have removed all bathrooms from the Magical World of Harry Potter. Guests will now be able to shit and piss wherever, like wizards of old.
We have taken nine of the creepiest and most evil universal monsters and given them life time appointments to control literally everything that happens here at the park.
We built a ride based on the Supreme Court. Nine old people in robes decide if you live or die.
for pride we will be giving out free poppers
A new ride based on rides called ride: the ride
We now offer free, safe, legal abortions.
We regret to inform you that Woody Woodpecker has accepted a role in the upcoming Roman Polanski film.
Harry Potter this, transformers ride that. What about the good old days of universal when it was a Marilyn Monroe look alike and Beetle Bailey?
The Fast & Furious is a real thing that happened to my uncle.
Park is currently experiencing a surge of guests who I can only describe as Swamp Things, half-man half-swamp creatures determined to avenge their deaths
We are going to reboot the movie where the train comes towards the screen.
Permanently closing all the Wizard stuff. I’m just kinda sick of it.
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In order to remain faithful to the author’s original vision we have removed all bathrooms from the Magical World of Harry Potter. Guests will now be able to shit and piss wherever, like wizards of old.
If I heard about a Lord Dracula who the townspeople whispered about only ever seeing in the dark of night I’d be a little suspicious
@UniversalStubio Yeah, then we’ll add a wizard school that’s is in no way inspired by other wizard schools out there
@UniversalStubio Must be “Florida Resident” day.
NYC Places with absolutely perfect vibes: —Lexington Candy Shop —Jackson Heights (all of it) —Doyers Street —Punjabi Deli —Church Ave B/Q stop
we all have these memories
Some of my fondest memories here at universal are the gay orgies in the big globe
brave
Vladimir Putin is no longer allowed in Universal Studios Orlando Florida
too bad :(
Jesus came down from heaven to visit the park once but he didn’t like it
i knew it
just to clarify the globe is queer
Does it know? X
the big globe out front is a Gay Icon
One day, the elevator at on of our hotels broke and sent a young family to a hell dimension. So we turned it into a ride and built a theme park around it.
This means that if you boosted my post by saying I was a bad person or destroying the left, you're morally obligated to follow me and apologize.
Love their podcast, thought provoking
The flesh eating scarab beetles from the mummy ride are actually pretty cool when you get to know them.
just got fired for googling “charmin bears hentai no poop if possible” over 300 times within my 4 hour shift. i love late stage capitalism lol
We are opening a covid only rollercoaster that is only for people who are currently covid positive
@UniversalStubio Sounds like she’d fit in with Walt Disney instead.