Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes
Can’t see the line, can you Russ? Joined November 2012-
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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
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Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
That thing had nine lives, she just spent 'em all...WOO!
I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the Untied States of America, and to the republic, for which it stands; one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Amen
Is your house on fire, Clark? No, Bethany. Those are Christmas lights.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!🎵
He's got another car, he can drive! I have to eat so I can take my back pill!
Oh he's just yackin' on a bone. He got it up! He's alright now!
He worked really hard, grandma. So do washing machines.
She wrapped up her damn cat!
Yes, yes, it is. It's a bit nipply out – I mean nippy out!
Only problem is he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town.
You smell something? Fried pussy cat!
Oh boy, this is a surprise, Clark. This is just a real nice surprise! Just a real nice surprise!
Save the neck for me, Clark!
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As a general rule of thumb, you should never trust any adult who doesn't quote "Christmas Vacation" at least 10 times over the next 2 months.
@VacationQuotes A tradition unlike any other.😭😅
@VacationQuotes @principaleagle1 Hell, I'd do the same thing if I was living in a camper! Gotta do what ya gotta do!
I still contend that through the magic of Hollywood this is somehow @kenbone18 in the cover of @people on @VacationQuotes
Merry Christmas Eve Eve! #cousineddie @VacationQuotes #daleyeah
Not the ending we wanted today but it sure was fun to watch!! Now back to the #ScenicCity for @VacationQuotes w/the Wright family!! Merry Christmas!! #myturntobeadad #getushome
Your Southlake Police and Fire Departments are just like Jelly of the Month subscriptions—we’re the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. #ChristmasVacation @ChevyChaseToGo @VacationQuotes #ClarkGriswold 1/
@ChevyChaseToGo @VacationQuotes Be kind. Be safe. Drive defensively and we’ll save the neck for you. Happy holidays! /END
@VacationQuotes ... “you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.” #ChristmasVacation
I feel like some of you need to know about this Twitter account... Check out Christmas Vacation (@VacationQuotes): x.com/vacationquotes…
This is why we got 280-character twitter
What a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
It’s the Hap Hap Happiest Time of Year which also means Christmas Vacation is celebrating its 30 year anniversary as one of the all time greatest Christmas movies #griswolds #ChristmasVacation @IL0VEthe80s @VacationQuotes @TashawnaRodwell @hebertam #IDontKnowMargo @CUSouthDenver
I’m just hoping I made Clark Griswold proud! @VacationQuotes @MachineryPete #AgTwitter
@VacationQuotes love this lawn ornament! #shitterwasfull @GriswoldsXmas #xmas2019 #cousineddie
@VacationQuotes Going tonight to see it on the big screen for my husband’s bday!!! Gonna be great....and yes....I’m serious Clark! 🌲
Looking back, the thing that dates Christmas Vacation more than everything else: affording that house on a single income and him getting a bonus that will pay for a pool and flying the family in. #ChristmasVacation
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