Vegetarian Jokes @VeggieHumor
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Vegetarianism -- You are what you eat, and who wants to be lettuce? -Peter Burns
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. -Fran Lebowitz
If vegetarians are trying to save the animals, why do they eat all of the animal's food?
What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat? One who has lost their vegininty.
@KennyFoust No. Most foods with artificial red coloring are made with extracts of a South American bug.
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
I follow a strict vegetarian diet. I only eat vegetarians.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
How many vegetarians does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Vegetarians don't change anything.
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