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President Trump has no right to call for the Intel CEO to resign in a free market, capitalistic society. Instead, he should be bailing the company out. by The Editorial Board
What stage of capitalism is this?
Opinion | I am an investment banker who just sold a collateralized debt obligation consisting of 101,000 subprime auto loans on salvage title shitbox cars financed at a 38% APR to a pension fund. Allow me to walk you through how Trump’s tariffs are ruining the economy
Trump wants to focus on China, and replace aging aircraft and boats with the kind that would be needed in the Pacific theater. But he can only be considered to be rebuilding the US military when the Raytheon stock price hits $175/share by The Editorial Board
We’re like 24 hours away from “Pakistan and India are fighting because China hates our freedoms”
Stocks soar as US President tells corporations they can keep using Chinese slave labor instead of paying Americans market wages for another 90 days in sign of healthily functioning economy
Stocks soar as US President tells corporations they can keep using Chinese slave labor instead of paying Americans market wages for another 90 days in sign of healthily functioning economy
Opinion | Is the S&P 500 a meme stock now?
Opinion | Is the S&P 500 a meme stock now?
Opinion | Where is Trump’s plan to re-shore the finance factories his tariffs are killing?
Opinion | We must continue to support our LGBT community, and Ukraine during the Trump presidency L - Lockheed Martin ($LMT) G - General Dynamics ($GD) B - Boeing ($BA) T - Texas Instruments ($TXN)
The “abundance agenda” simply refers to rent-seeking elites wanting more renters
The “abundance agenda” simply refers to rent-seeking elites wanting more renters
Opinion | Here is the Northrop Grumman stock price at which Putin will agree to a ceasefire in Ukraine by The National Review
Opinion | Here is the Northrop Grumman stock price at which Putin will agree to a ceasefire in Ukraine by The National Review
Economy enters sixth year of tilting towards recession
It’s wild how the free trade crew tries to force discourse into an outdated socialist-capitalist paradigm from decades ago. Nobody’s calling for gov. ownership of M&A targets (the definition of socialism). But to these people “socialism” means anything other than unrestricted M&A
It’s wild how the free trade crew tries to force discourse into an outdated socialist-capitalist paradigm from decades ago. Nobody’s calling for gov. ownership of M&A targets (the definition of socialism). But to these people “socialism” means anything other than unrestricted M&A
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