Waiter Problems @WaitersProblems
If you have served the public, then you know how it is. Restaurants Everywhere Joined April 2012-
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I can't wait to be told what a shame it is I have to work on Sunday and I should be at church by all the customers tomorrow. #WaiterProblems
I may have seen the cook accidentally drop your food on the floor. But since you've been a jerk, I'll let it slide. ;) #RestaurantProblems
Tip of the day: "I'm sorry you only work for tips. I'd let you put the whole thing in." #RestaurantProblems @MalePains
Did you seriously just take the tip your girlfriend left me and put it in your pocket as she walked away?!? #RestaurantProblems
I can't understand a damn thing my cooks are saying. #HablaInglésPorFavor #RestaurantProblems
Person: "I'm just going to go to the restroom." Never returns. Thanks, asshole. #DineAndDash #RestaurantProblems
“@WaitersProblems: Don't tell me my service was excellent and then tip me $0.83 on $50. #RestaurantProblems” compliments don't pay my bills!
Unless you are a 20%+ tipping regular customer, I will never be ok with you coming in and staying past closing time. #RestaurantProblems
Don't tell me my service was excellent and then tip me $0.83 on $50. #RestaurantProblems
Heaven forbid we look out for your safety! “@SethMacFarlane: Restaurant servers consistently oversell the hotness of the plate.”
If you wanna come in f'd up a half hour before close, please do it while your 7 y/o is with a babysitter, not you. #RestaurantProblems
Waiter: "Your reservation for 20 is only 7 (or now 35)? I'm glad to know you learned basic math in elementary school." #RestaurantProblems
Person: "Can you bring out fresh lettuce for my salad?" Waiter: "This lettuce isn't an hour old!" #SMH #RestaurantProblems
TRUTH. “@tompapa: Singing happy birthday in a restaurant is humiliating for everyone.”
Why would you complain that something tastes wrong if you've never tried it before? Welcome to new experiences! #RestaurantProblems
Person: "No salad. We only have $35 for our tab." Server: "Well, it's $33.48 right now." Person: "Ok, keep the change!" #RestaurantProblems
Did you seriously come in 2 min before closing and ask if we are still serving? #RestaurantProblems
Be sure to follow @YoFavBlackMan ! When he dines out he always leaves $0 on the tip line... because he tips cash. #RestaurantProblems @succ
Person walks in: "I hear you have free togo water." Waiter: "Sure." Person: "My 5 friends and I will have some. #SWAG!" #RestaurantProblems
Hopeful waiter: "Here's your check. Let me know when you are ready to pay." Person: "We're in no rush to leave! We will have another round!"

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