CDC Director PARODY @WalenskyPARODY
CDC Director Mandy Cohen’s ethical virtual twin. PARODY, but not comedy. CLEAN THE AIR YOU BREATHE! United States Joined November 2022-
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Protect your health by cleaning the environment around you. We are providing a discount in memory of the start of the Covid-19 pandemic; since the virus is still disabling and hurting people today. Link: bioabundances.com/products/uv-pr… #ENDCOVID19 #faruvc #uvpro222
It’s critical to invest in protecting health + improving lives for all Americans. A strong CDC would be focused on readiness & response, particularly against the ongoing SARS-CoV-2 pandemic, which continues to ravage the global population and is enabling other diseases.
Meanwhile at the University of Michigan showing #WONCA2023 how attendees should be acting with an airborne, transmissible, deadly virus. 😷 #COVIDisAirborne #CovidIsNotOver
Meanwhile at the University of Michigan showing #WONCA2023 how attendees should be acting with an airborne, transmissible, deadly virus. 😷 #COVIDisAirborne #CovidIsNotOver
Bollocks on bollocks.
"He was positive. We told them. They didn’t isolate him 🙄 He was on a cardiac ward." And this is for a condition with a 10% IN HOSPITAL MORTALITY. How this isn't the greatest healthcare scandal in history, I don't know.
"He was positive. We told them. They didn’t isolate him 🙄 He was on a cardiac ward." And this is for a condition with a 10% IN HOSPITAL MORTALITY. How this isn't the greatest healthcare scandal in history, I don't know.
The failure to safeguard hospital patients from airborne infections is the biggest health scandal of my lifetime.
The failure to safeguard hospital patients from airborne infections is the biggest health scandal of my lifetime.
You can't accuse them of being quick learners. They're being roasted on social media for flagrantly exchanging infectious diseases at an infectious diseases conference, but 12 minutes ago they couldn't help but post more photos of disease exchange #IDWeek2023
"Media and public health coverage have a strong hand in shaping public response and can—under the wrong circumstances—promote indifference, incaution, and even apathy." 🙏 @arijitchakrav @heavyredaction Dedicated to the callous, ignorant maskless hordes @IDWeekmtg #IDWeek2023.
"Media and public health coverage have a strong hand in shaping public response and can—under the wrong circumstances—promote indifference, incaution, and even apathy." 🙏 @arijitchakrav @heavyredaction Dedicated to the callous, ignorant maskless hordes @IDWeekmtg #IDWeek2023. https://t.co/D99l4VrhNa
Hahaha. So funny. 20M dead. Millions maimed. Absolutely hilarious, @IDSAInfo. Right on brand.
Everyone should have guaranteed paid leave from the time they test positive (plus free testing, especially PCR) through the time they can test out (two consecutive negative RATs in two days) - including staying home to care for kids, plus remote school options. Just as a start.
My unethical alter ego tells you the lie that ‘we can’t stop the spread of #COVID19,’ then lays the groundwork to blame China for her own failures. If we had sensible policies and worked together we *could* stop the spread of this horrible disease - without any scapegoating.
My unethical alter ego tells you the lie that ‘we can’t stop the spread of #COVID19,’ then lays the groundwork to blame China for her own failures. If we had sensible policies and worked together we *could* stop the spread of this horrible disease - without any scapegoating.
It appears we may have found something my unethical alter ego can actually handle.
It appears we may have found something my unethical alter ego can actually handle.
And when was this photo actually taken? @VP and @SpeakerPelosi are both wearing masks…
And when was this photo actually taken? @VP and @SpeakerPelosi are both wearing masks…
Alternative caption: “Thai woman prays she is not infected by ignorant unmasked American politician…”
Alternative caption: “Thai woman prays she is not infected by ignorant unmasked American politician…”
Madam @VP, this is absolutely untrue and you should delete this tweet. My unethical alter ego, @CDCDirector Walensky, was infected at #WHS2022 less than one month after getting her bivalent mRNA booster. There is currently NO durable immunity against SARS-CoV-2. Do better.
Madam @VP, this is absolutely untrue and you should delete this tweet. My unethical alter ego, @CDCDirector Walensky, was infected at #WHS2022 less than one month after getting her bivalent mRNA booster. There is currently NO durable immunity against SARS-CoV-2. Do better.
Nationwide COVID+ Update: 11/25/2022 Weekly Reported SARS2+ Cases: 302,095 (⬆️ 8%) Weekly Likely SARS2+ Cases: 6,041,900 Cumulative Reported SARS2+ Cases: 98,466,050 Weekly COVID-19 Deaths: 2,644 (⬆️ 19%) Cumulative COVID-19 Deaths: 1,075,762 iowacovid19tracker.org
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President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880Ask me anything about setting up your UVpro! #faruvc #222nm
Just bought a UVPro? (Far UV Device) 💡 Come do an unboxing with the CEO - Website: bioabundances.com #CleanAir #LongCovid #FarUV #Covid
Meet us at #aorn2024 to learn more about the science, efficacy and safety of Visium #FarUVC! Continuous, silent and effective! Capable of inactivating ~98% of airborne pathogens under continuous challenge! #epidemiology #surgery #orthopedics
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With #Care222, continuous disinfection in public spaces is now a reality, thanks to Filtered Far UV-C light. 🛡️ care222.com/care222-science #FarUVC #Technology
Good context for sharing my experience with #FarUVC - easily portable, battery onboard, perfect solution for meeting or beating the new science based ASHRAE standards for cleaning the air wherever you go... youtu.be/ZsUVoq617Bc?si…
We should clean the air because SARS-CoV-2 is airborne We should clean the air because TB is airborne We should clean the air because Pertussis is airborne We should clean the air because Influenza is airborne We should clean the air because Measles is airborne
When asked “how can far uvc help us” to CHATGPT here are the answers that came up. What is your response? #faruvc #Depin #chatgpt #technology #COVID19
Unfortunately we are at the 4 year mark, when Covid-19 was declared a global pandemic. From there life for many changed drastically. Tune into our first live where we talk with CEO @HealthyEricson about his experience and how it pushed him to build BioAbundance. #covid #faruvc…
Did you know that Far UVC can create up to 180 clean air changes per hour? HEPA air purifiers can only create 4-5. #cleanair #faruvc #covidsafe #COVID19 #airborne
I was just going to say that fungal spores remain viable for a long long time & are hard to kill… especially when they’re floating around in the air that you are breathing…#FungusAmongUs #farUVC #CleanTheAir
Just wanted to point out that 222 nm far-UVC kills fungus/spores, as well…
Protect your health by cleaning the environment around you. We are providing a discount in memory of the start of the Covid-19 pandemic; since the virus is still disabling and hurting people today. Link: bioabundances.com/products/uv-pr… #ENDCOVID19 #faruvc #uvpro222
“The best way to fight infection is to prevent it from occurring in the first place” - Unknown #faruvc #care222 #COVIDisAirborne
13 min: "This [#FarUVC lamp] should be in every classroom...cafeteria...public space. But if they did that, they might not be able to pay the President of the University of Michigan $1.5m per year!" #CovidIsNotOver #CleanAir #COVID19 #revolution #socialism
In the Q&A after my talk on "The #Gaza Genocide and the Death of Aaron Bushnell", I was asked whether a socialist movement could be built when people were politically apathetic. In my reply, I explained the relationship between objective events and political consciousness.
I’m interested in the respiray A+ but I’m wondering about the specs for it. @RespirayGlobal it says you use HEPA filters, is this a True HEPA or just a HEPA-type filter?
@chronicsheepe Here's the report: respiray.com/wp-content/upl… Kind regards, Respiray Team
@RespirayGlobal Ah so then it is not a True HEPA. The report shows it’s only tested for particles as small as 1.0 microns where the standard for True HEPA is to test down to 0.3 microns (this is needed for a MERV 17 rating as well iirc). Are you planning to do more testing in the future?
@AdrianBallou @WalenskyPARODY @PeoplesCDC @CDC_parody Congress, Biden…
@CDCgov_parody @WalenskyPARODY @PeoplesCDC @CDC_parody Who is responsible for this? Let's fight back.
@CDCgov_parody @WalenskyPARODY @PeoplesCDC @CDC_parody WELL FUCK I THOUGHT WE HAD MORE TIME FUCKIN HELL I HATE EVERYTHING
@WalenskyPARODY @AdrianBallou @PeoplesCDC @CDC_parody Yep. We still propose that all in congress over 65 be prevented from accessing ‘the tools’.
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