WeAllKnow @WeAllSmart

A real straight shootin’ so & so Austin, TX Joined July 2020

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WeAllKnow @WeAllSmart

9 hours ago

Guess I better hurry up & watch the High School catfish show on Netflix huh bc no-context spoiler teasers are increasing in frequency on the timeline 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Perhaps my hottest take is that NFL RedZone is designed for distracted watching, ie to have on in the background while driving down the interstate, and therefore I don’t really care if some commercials are added

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3 days ago

Society if I wasn’t STILL getting multiple scam calls daily because I committed the sin of selling a condo last year.

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a week ago

Essentially organized religion is a narrative structure &comes with prescriptive recipes for well-being & building healthy communities. The energy with which anti-theists isolate specific elements of organized religion that they deem bad makes me seek the good elements even more

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4 weeks ago

Guy who isn’t watching the current South Park Trump obsession because he hasn’t watched South Park in 15+ years

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2 months ago

20 years ago I used to laugh hysterically at Stephen Colbert ripping into establishment politicians, now I laugh hysterically at Shane Gillis and celebrate Colbert no longer being able to simp for establishment politicians. More things change the more they stay the same 🤷🏻‍♂️

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3 months ago

The older I get the more apparent it is that a video games hobby is a true marker for being in the permanent underclass.

adam 🇺🇸 @personofswag

3 months ago

The older I get the more apparent it is that a video games hobby is a true marker for being in the permanent underclass.

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4 months ago

App idea: App that automatically cuts out the first 5 minutes of every podcast & YouTube video (even with Premium subscription) because that’s on average where the actual content begins these days 🤦🏻‍♂️

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4 months ago

Ironically, many of the messages that Barney put out are what imo caused people to grow up to be a “bad person”/at odds with how life really works as an adult.

Tom Morello @tmorello

4 months ago

Ironically, many of the messages that Barney put out are what imo caused people to grow up to be a “bad person”/at odds with how life really works as an adult.

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5 months ago

Have been on a streak lately of pushing back online vs people who (willfully or not) misrepresent people of faith’s intentions. I hope those on the receiving end of my messages understand my comments come from a place of love and wishing them the best in this life🙏🏻

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6 months ago

We’ve reached the point of the market decline where I no longer wish to check on a regular basis so what I’m saying is bring on #MarchMadness ! ⛹️‍♂️

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10 months ago

I’m starting to think something isn’t super healthy about the ingredients typically found in wheat in the USA

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10 months ago

It would be nice to see the size of the Federal government shrink, so that national elections aren’t so consequential in people’s lives.. unlikely to happen anytime soon but a person can dream #Election2024

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a year ago

Taxes. Specifically, reducing them as much as possible

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a year ago

Taxes. Specifically, reducing them as much as possible

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a year ago

It’s days like today when I wish I could buy stock in sales of those cornball “Giant Meteor 2024” bumper stickers

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a year ago

Hateful people love advertising how unimaginative they are. In a twisted way I kinda get wishing a politician you dislike weren’t around anymore but rather than saying they hope some event forces politician to drop out of a race they blatantly & boringly wish physical harm 🥱

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a year ago

C. S. Lewis wrote, “I willingly believe that the damned are, in one sense, successful rebels to the end; that the doors of hell are locked on the inside.” Don’t obsess over politics all weekend. On this extremely toxic news Friday, spend less Screen Time this weekend than last!