Dave's Not Here @Weirddave0
Father of 2 boys, husband of 1 wife. AoSHQ Co-Blogger. Don't just like, retweet! I look angry at tacos. Pinned tweet tells the facts re health insurance & pre-X …inglyuncommoncommonsense.blogspot.com Joined June 2009-
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He's really not all that weird at all...
Oh, he did not just double down, did he? What a stupid motherfucker.
Oh, he did not just double down, did he? What a stupid motherfucker.
We all know what the fuck is going on
We all know what the fuck is going on
OK, have it your way. Targets it is then.
OK, have it your way. Targets it is then.
If I win the lottery, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs... massdailynews.com/2025/08/25/pho…
Crisco Kid
So she'll have a good foundation when the time comes to train with an automatic rifle.
So she'll have a good foundation when the time comes to train with an automatic rifle.
I hate these urinals. They're noisy and the pee gets blown everywhere
Goddamn. Dude brings the 🔥
What do you do if you wake at 5 AM and can't get back to sleep? I made a quiche.
Places you never thought you'd be in 2025. "Hey, what ya doing?" "Listening to a 3 minute loop of Smashmouth's "All Star" with just the line "and they don't stop coming" over and over dubbed to video of an anime futa girl, well, cuming" My, how the internet has enriched our lives
The Gormogons @Gormogons
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Pine Curtain Princess @GingyNorth
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Smatt - ס מ א ט �... @mdrache
10K Followers 4K Following Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumble
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