Joseph P. Larkin @WhiteMale
The Omar Little of the Los Angeles Comedy Scene 'And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him.' :) m.soundcloud.com/joseph-p-larkin youtube.com/@SoulfulWhiteMan Joined May 2008-
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I prefer to think of myself as cancelled as opposed to not funny enough 🥹
I get to sleep in my own bed tonight because my wife & her bf don’t agree about Palestine, I hope this shit lasts forever! 🤞🏻
I didn’t use my father’s vast fame to get ahead here in Hollywood, I just told everyone I was Berry Gordy’s son!
I would give my left nut to go grab a beer with Mel Gibson right now 🥹
Looks like those college kids are FINALLY getting an education ;)
You know how people feel about “The Godfather”? That’s how I feel about the movie “It’s Pat!”
It’s called “free speech” because most comedy clubs refuse to pay performers
People who confuse BURRO with BURROW don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Satan gave Eddie Vedder the best deal out of all the grunge singers
Pinhead is starting a restaurant in hell called Cenobites and I don’t feel like typing the rest of this out
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Drake sacrificed his artist Fif CLEAR as day , full video on CallMeKinfolk’s youtube
People who confuse BURRO with BURROW don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
There should be a law requiring pictures on every menu that says “egg roll,” so nobody gets hoodwinked by Big Spring Roll.
@WhiteMale Richard Pryor had Marlon Brando.. Mick Jagger had David Bowie…Ted Danson had Gadoury!!!
@WhiteMale's career will find its wind only when he adopts a single name moniker, like Sinbad did. Gadoury fits like a glove!!
Adam Carolla presents a simple heuristic: If you aren't aware of a Hollywood personality's politics, they're a secret Republican. This was a reaction to Seinfeld saying the left has ruined comedy: "If you don't hear anything from them, they're Republicans. That's usually how it…
I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am.
@WhiteMale = groucho grissom (I’m dyin up here!!!!)
If you claim to be guided by the father of all creation, I take your word for it. If you are lying and are a child of Satan, YOU are the one who will be punished, and I will survive because I have faith in the Lord.
Women that murder babies tryna sound like Susan B. Anthony. We get it, you don’t want accountability for your actions or children. You’re not a political activist. You’re a Casey Anthony not a Susan B. Anthony.
The number 1 killer of blacks worldwide is malaria from mosquitos. That’s why I always tried to help blacks by getting all my whites friends together and carrying stout tiki torches to kill mosquitos. Whenever there is a large black get together I provide security with my tiki…