Work Humor @WorkHumor
We follow all accounts with a job humor, work humor, office humor, or career humor theme and RT the best. Follow us and we may RT you. wefollow.com/WorkHumor USA Joined March 2009-
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RT @Lostinthecube: If you would worry as much about your work as you do mine....you would get a lot more done. #nftc
RT @dudleybdawson - Kids have dreams, students have hopes, graduates have ideas, then you work in a cubicle. Game over. @funnyoneliners
After several layoffs, the remaining employees are told "not to celebrate," as if keeping this job will induce dancing and riotous laughter.
One of the leading causes of depression is hearing a Subway sandwich being unwrapped in the next cubicle.
If a cubicle dweller screams her head off at her desk and there's noone there to hear her, does she make a sound? or a difference?
Show your boss how valuable you'll be this holiday season by starting off tomorrow serving bloody mary's at your desk.
RT @rayadverb - Public speakers: If you make the audience say "Good morning" to you twice, they will secretly hate you.
RT @oddleagues - I don't care if u have a PhD after ur name. If ur wearing fmp's w/ a business suit, ur gonna lose credibility w/ me. #nftc
"On-the-Cuff Entertainment" -- office-appropriate humor that keeps them chuckling and keeps you employed. #WinningStrategy
Have a coworker that puts people on hold if another call comes in & makes them wait. Want to call her while shes on the phone & hang up
I've never agreed with any sentence that begins "now hear me out" #nftc
Always on the phone with IT #theycantdoanythingright
I dont know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many staplers, and my cubicle smells of rich polyester.
RT @dudleybdawson - #1 killer of people who work in cubicles? Ambition Deficit Disorder (ADD). Read more - exm.nr/tl9Lcl #nftc
I'm not saying your lying but I'm going to "Trust Verify" it. #heardinameeting #nftc

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Kutbuddin Patanwala @kutbuddinp
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KZJ @KZiniJones
260 Followers 706 Following The visual ruminations of (yet another) Creative Cosmopolite. Huzzah!
Khumz* @Khumz_M
85 Followers 155 Following Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on 🔥 🧘🏽♀️✨👌🏽💫 #SelfLoveIsTheBestLove
Cláy @_cautiousclay
137 Followers 457 Following "Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, your character is who you are while your reputation is what ppl think you are" -Hov
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51 Followers 69 Following Two executives (Erin & Nicole) take on work & life “bS” w/ authentic career advice, realtime hysterics, unsanitized thoughts & so much more. #bCause #therapy
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15 Followers 110 Following We're all someone's intern no matter where we stand in the corporate ladder. Sometimes you just have to 😂 so that you don't 😥. This is a safe space.
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Bomy Lily kamby @Lily_bomy_kamby
33 Followers 165 Following administrates through life with adequate spontaneity and a heavenward gaze
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Midge Lualhati @midgeyness
188 Followers 242 Following Ms. Brightside. Shoe-a-holic. Rubberneck. Frustrated singer. Online Seller. Life Lover. Ooh La La. Hudrokhoös. Perfectly Imperfect.
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Sherry @greenkayaks
142 Followers 571 Following The simple things are also the most extraordinary things and only the wise can see them.
Work Sucks The Book @WorkSucksBook
102 Followers 479 Following “Work” is a bully & is the most vulgar 4-letter word in the English language. “Work Sucks!” slaps the biggest bully the world has ever seen square on the jaw.
Monica Enget @EngetMonica
237 Followers 342 Following Area Human Resources Business Partner at Lowe’s companies, serving Columbus Ohio. All opinions are solely my own and not representative of my employer.
VIMY HR Consulting @vimy_hr
324 Followers 821 Following Providing small to mid-sized businesses effective, affordable, tailored HR solutions. Straightforward advice to build your team and business.
JustAnotherThing @SarcasticBizGrl
10 Followers 81 Following Satire tweets about stupid people and stupid things. K Bye.
Jamie @Jamie61877
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Fiona Jamison Ph.D. @FionaJamison
951 Followers 629 Following VP of Research & People Analytics ~ Research geek, analytics obsessed & passionate about making workplaces great #PeopleAnalytics #Engagement #Speaker
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Cube Life @CubeLifeOnline
150 Followers 192 Following cubicle=prison / I lead a double life at work. Management thinks I want to climb the ladder... I do, but to escape out of corporate hell!
DeadByCubicle @DeadByCubicle
1K Followers 1 Following This is a chronicle of what it's like to supervise a telemarketing call center staffed by ex-cons and drug addicts.
Michael P. Maslanka @tx_workplacelaw
860 Followers 454 Following Mike Maslanka is editor of Texas Employment Law Letter and Assistant Professor of Law at UNT | Dallas College of Law.
Tony Bartoli @stopbullyingtb
4K Followers 5K Following LIFE and BULLYING Speaker https://t.co/yL1nDaXHSL Speaks in Schools & Churches all across the Country. On YouTube, please type in Tony Bartoli.
ProjectTRUST @beniceoutthere
719 Followers 243 Following ProjectTRUST is a non-profit working to end bullying and improve school cultures, one school at a time. Ask us how we can help your school.
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Chuck Martin @MrChuckMartin
7K Followers 1K Following Comedian. Writer. Director. I won an Emmy. On tour with Jerry Seinfeld. #ArrestedDevelopment #ShrinkPeacock #BeeMovie
Dave Barry @rayadverb
61K Followers 243 Following Former journalist and world powerlifting champion.
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52K Followers 3K Following It's me... Dilbert! You have to know me, don't you?!
HumansInCages @HumansInCages
268 Followers 394 Following Making funny, sarcastic posts to combat the day to day boredom of cubicle life
GratitudeSoup @GratitudeSoup
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twoweeksnotice @2wksnotice
113 Followers 265 Following We are two frustrated lawyers. Send your work woes to [email protected]! All personal information will be kept confidential.
Keeping Work Classy @justdoyourwork
134 Followers 248 Following Some people bitch around the water cooler. Now there's a place for the rest of us.Alex @blankslate
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Josh S @jorshuwah
1K Followers 3K Following interested in a more equitable and just society, law, improv, philosophy, running, investing, and comedy.
Tim Siedell @badbanana
674K Followers 213 Following Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
Dudley B. Dawson @dudleybdawson
2K Followers 157 Following A true renaissance man whose brilliance extends across entertainment, sports, politics, food, workplace, and more. You wish you had my mustache.
Blind C. Copy @blindcarboncopy
106 Followers 192 Following Have you ever wondered what corporate life is all about? I'm just tweeting what I observe, your results may vary...
Due By Monday @DueByMonday
158 Followers 95 Following It'd be funny, if it weren't so true. Humor, cartoons, and musings about having to work for a living.
InternLife @InternLife_
154 Followers 126 Following It's better to be cubed than squared: the hopes and dreams and sarcasm of your average college intern.
CompanyDrone @CompanyDrone
117 Followers 196 Following Rants from a basement dwelling, middle manager at a Fortune 500 company.
Working Stiff @mybullshitjob
74 Followers 67 Following Just a working stiff hanging on by a thread with an American Express hitman on my tail.
cubicle @Cube_Talk
73 Followers 58 Following I occupy a cube in the corporate world from 9-5 Mon-Fri...These are the words of wisdom(quotes and conversations)heard over the cubicle wall.
ext. 1112 @CubicleDiaries
83 Followers 148 Following Life is short; rat race vicariously. Through me.
Corporate Drone @corporatedrone1
289 Followers 428 Following Confessions of a Corporate Drone - a warm body in a seat, valued slightly more than a Swingline - anonymously ranting about work.
9to5Celebrity @9to5Celebrity
158 Followers 558 Following Funny occupational and work-themed gifts. 9to5Celebrity understands the joy and despair of work- projects, health and safety, marketing, HR - they're all here.
CubeJockette @CubeJockette
57 Followers 64 Following A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle ...
Five of Many @justanumber5
76 Followers 49 Following I work for a small manager. Some would call him a micro manager. He treats me like a # rather than a person. I like to pay the bills so here's where I vent.
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The Cubicle Diarist @thecubiclediary
171 Followers 218 Following Office worker. Cubicle hater. Sunshine miss-er. Spreadsheet rock star.
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698 Followers 177 Following